Online dating king embraces Limbaugh
As advertisers flee the right-wing talk show host, Mr. Sugar Daddy wants to buy airtime
Topics: Rush Limbaugh, News
Some progressives may dare to dream that the day is coming when Rush Limbaugh’s bray no longer cranks out of every wavelength orifice in the American radio dial. In the wake of his attacks on Sandra Fluke, blue chip advertisers like Netflix, Allstate, John Deere and Capital One are either dropping him as fast as they can, or publicly saying their ads on his show have been “mistakes.”
But, the formerly oxycontin-addicted, thrice-married broadcaster is only now finding his true friends. One businessman eager to replace those who cut and run is Brandon Wade, the founder of a website called SeekingArrangements.com that pairs college girls needing money (Sugar Babies) with older men (Sugar Daddies) needing, well, “an arrangement.”
Yesterday, the dating site offered to start buying 30- and 60-second spots on Rush’s show. If approved, the ads will run next month.
In a plot twist Stephen Colbert’s writers might have dreamed up on a slow news day, Wade hailed the doughy bellower as a model for guys who like ‘em young, hot and financially needy.
“Rush Limbaugh, who married a blonde bombshell half his age, is a model Sugar Daddy,” the company announced. “The moniker of a Sugar Daddy is that of an older, successful, wealthy man romantically involved with a younger, beautiful woman, much like the relationship Rush shares with his much younger wife, Lauryn Rogers.”
“Rush Limbaugh is one of the greatest examples of the modern day Sugar Daddy,” Wade said in a press release. “We wouldn’t feel right if we didn’t come forward and support him in his time of need.”
The site now boasts a million site users, has been featured on a full episode of “The Dr. Phil Show.” CNN legal expert “Sunny” Hostin called its “Sugar Baby” members “prostitutes.” Last year, the site published a list of the Top 20 Universities with the most Sugar Babies, and British GQ Magazine has called SeekingArrangement.com “the future of online dating.”
Wade sees no shame in the Mercantile Theory of Human Relations.
No one is calling Newt Gingrich a slut when he asks his Billionaire Sugar Daddy, Sheldon Adelson, to inject cash to keep his presidential campaign afloat. But, when a woman seeks out a Sugar Daddy to help pay for college, many in mainstream media have no problem likening her to being a prostitute. Such is the hypocrisy of the society we live in.
Wade said he would buy ad spots to support “free speech,” and because Limbaugh’s show “appeals to the largest Sugar Daddy demographic.”
Nina Burleigh (www.ninaburleigh.com) is author of “The Fatal Gift of Beauty: The Trials of Amanda Knox.” More Nina Burleigh.





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