Space porn: These images are (quite literally) out of this world
Topics: Entertainment News
MTV just announced that “Jersey Shore” will be back for a sixth season (“gets ready for fist pumps and baby bumps”) to be filmed this summer in the show’s standard stomping grounds of Seaside Heights, N.J. What this means: We will all have the opportunity to watch Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi go through her second trimester in a house with a “smoosh room” and a plumbing system so broken down it makes open sewers look like a technological advancement. Oh, and also, we’re watching the prologue to yet another installment of “The Truman Show.”
Once you get past the surprise (has a “Jersey Shore” cast member ever been sober on camera for longer than 24 hours?), it seems clear that a sixth season of “Shore” is going ahead not in spite of Snooki’s pregnancy, but because of it. The fifth season, which just wrapped up last week, had taken a significant dip in the ratings — apparently there is a limit to how many times most people can watch the “Shore” cast members get wasted, go to Karma, and say derogatory things about people before sleeping with them — and the cast seemed exhausted and bored, almost out of the over-the-top antics, pratfalls and wordplay that has made “Shore” such a riveting spectacle. But Snooki’s pregnancy provides a whole new set of story lines: Imagine the episodes about Snooki’s (fingers crossed!) sobriety intercut with group trips to the toy store and Lamaze classes, peppered by raunchy conversations about episiotomies.
Jokes aside, that’s a kid she’s bringing into the world, automatically making this new season of “Jersey Shore” orders of magnitude more serious than any that have come before. By agreeing to do the sixth season, something she had seemed hesitant about in the recent Us Weekly cover story about her pregnancy, Snooki is signaling that she, and her child, are likely to be in this reality TV game for the long haul. (This is, after all, how she makes her very lucrative living.) The Snookus, therefore, will join that ever expanding group of children, which already includes the Duggars, the Gosselins, Mason Kardashian, the kids on “Teen Mom,” the children of Rachel Zoe and Tori Spelling, among others, who will have spent huge chunks of their lives in front of a camera, not entirely by their own choice. And not really by our choice, either.
Whether we want to or not, we’re going to be watching some of these children grow up. In the real life version of ‘The Truman Show,” someone isn’t just stuck being filmed — we’re stuck watching as well.
NASA astronaut Mike Hopkins
On December 28, 2013, Expedition 38 crew member Mike Hopkins participating in the second of two space walks to replace a degraded pump module on the International Space Station. (NASA astronaut Rick Mastracchio is reflected in his helmet!)
The Soyuz TMA-10M
The Soyuz TMA-10M headed towards the International Space Station with crew members from Expedition 37 onboard.
40 years ago the Apollo 8 mission flew up to the moon, orbited it ten times and then returned to Earth. This picture was taken from that flight and shows the Earth as it seemingly rises in similar fashion to a sunrise.
Sunrise from Expedition 36
NASA Flight Engineer Karen L. Nyberg of Expedition 36 took this photo of the sun rising -- a sight they saw nearly 16 times per day due to the speed of the International Space Station's orbit around the earth.
A pair of NanoRacks CubeSats -- nanosattelite spacecrafts carrying experiments -- were launched by Expedition 38.