2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
Corn and soybean prices soared to record highs today amid concerns that the worst U.S. drought in 50 years has no end in sight, the Financial Times reported.
According to the Financial Times, corn surpassed $8 a bushel for the first time, hitting a record $8.055, while soybeans also hit a fresh peak at $17.115.
“Currently, almost 61 percent of the country (not including Alaska and Hawaii) is in drought, compared to 29 percent a year ago,” Brian Fuchs, a climatologist at the National Drought Mitigation Center, explained to USA Today. Fuchs added that even with the variability of the climate, “this is a rare event.” He believes nearly 78 percent of the U.S. corn-growing regions are in drought.
The worst of it isn’t over yet. Bloomberg reported that due to the extremely low output of crops like corn and soybeans, the U.S. may be looking at higher food inflation into 2013.
Fear isn’t contained in the lower 48. Abdolreza Abbassian, an economist in Rome at the UN’s Food & Agriculture Organization, told Bloomberg, “The situation has gone from tranquil a few weeks ago to relatively worrying.” Abbassian added that he believes the drought to spark a rebound in global food prices. “Now the situation is getting to be pretty critical. Obviously it’s not going to be a relaxing summer.”
With no rain in sight, U.S. Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack told reporters there is only one thing left to do. Pray. Vilsack told reporters, ”I get on my knees every day, and I’m saying an extra prayer right now. If I had a rain prayer or a rain dance I could do, I would do it.”
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.
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