Donald Rumsfeld, the media’s original weird political sex symbol
This year it's Joe Biden, but the press used to love Rummy
Topics: Joe Biden, Donald Rumsfeld, Politico, Politics, Politics News
Politico has a silly piece today about how Joe Biden, America’s wacky vice president, is a “sex symbol,” or at least he likes to flirt with ladies on the campaign trail, like lots of personally charismatic politicians do. It is an intentionally silly, jokey story, which is fine, let people have their fun I say. But, ha ha, the conservatives don’t care for this “Joe Biden is sexy” nonsense, no sir.
At the Weekly Standard, Daniel Halper gets very sarcastic with Politico, as does the Weasel Zipper person. Conservatives on Twitter are similarly unimpressed. The “Fox Nation” headline: “Left-Wing Politico Calls Biden a ‘Sex Symbol.’”
Do you want to see something funny? This is an actual real-life, unretouched National Review cover from 2001. Yes, that is a weird caricature of a “sexy” big-headed Donald Rumsfeld. And yes, the headline does refer to him as “the stud.” And a “pin-up.” Also the actual cover story refers to Rumsfeld as “SexDef” and it is hilarious:
Rumsfeld is definitely the man of the hour, a classic American type returned to do a hard duty. He is direct, decent, and clear. It doesn’t hurt him, either, that he is, indeed, a “handsome Joe,” as my grandmother would say. Rumsfeld is this war’s pin-up, its Betty Grable.
Then neoconservative co-founder Midge Decter wrote a whole book about Donald Rumsfeld’s “manliness.”
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Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of "The Rude Guide to Mitt." Email him at apareene@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @pareene More Alex Pareene.



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