2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
During her speech at last night’s Center for Reproductive Rights’ Inaugural Gala, comedian Tina Fey addressed Missouri senate hopeful Todd Akin’s “legitimate rape” comment, joining a slew of vocal, funny ladies who have spoken out against the GOP’s perceived war on women:
Todd Akin claims that women can’t really get pregnant from a legitimate rape because the body secretes hormones. Now I can’t even finish this sentence without getting dumber; it’s making me dumber when I say it—but it’s something about the body not being able to get pregnant when it’s under physical stress. Mr. Akin, I think you are confusing the phrase ‘legitimate rape’ with the phrase ‘competitive gymnastics.’”
Fey summed up anger felt by many women across the country, “If I have to listen to one more gray-faced man with a two-dollar haircut explain to me what rape is, I’m gonna lose my mind. I watch these guys and I’m, like, ‘What is happening? Am I a secretary on ‘Mad Men‘? What’s happening?’”
h/t E Online
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