He’s lonely, he’s maybe a little insecure about his waistline. But that doesn’t mean the droll basketball legend doesn’t have holiday cheer. Watch Charles Barkley as he celebrates Christmas, Rupert Pupkin-style, with some of his favorite NBA frenemies.
And whatever you do, don’t call him Santa.
Kera Bolonik is a contributing writer at Salon. Follow her on Twitter @KeraBolonikMore Kera Bolonik.