2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
Beyoncé says, “Give me all your power, Superdome!!”
Hahahahahhaa BEYONCE BLEW THE FUSE! GENIUS— ADAM LAMBERT (@adamlambert) February 4, 2013
Beyonce blew the lights! BOOM!!!!!!!— Cat Deeley (@catdeeley) February 4, 2013
Beyonce left the building and took all of the energy with her.— Har Mar Superstar (@HarMarSuperstar) February 4, 2013
“@OloriSWANK: Beyonce used up all the damn electricity with that wild performance!!!”— Ghostface Killah (@GhostfaceKillah) February 4, 2013
The force and power that is Beyonce just shut the Super Bowl down ha! Too funny!— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) February 4, 2013
Did @beyonce's performance blow out the power in the stadium? She better werk!!! It was all that hair flipping and whipping— Brad Goreski (@mrbradgoreski) February 4, 2013
All the lights are out!! It’s pandemonium!! Thank god we have out Beyonce finger lights! pic.twitter.com/JxUKr27i— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) February 4, 2013
I think Beyonce drained all the power from the southern grid.— Gary Sinise (@GarySinise) February 4, 2013
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.