2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
You may have missed it, what with the Super Bowl and the 40th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, but NBA superstar Kobe Bryant joined Twitter last month. For devoted basketball fans, his feed has offered a fascinating and occasionally harrowing glimpse into the mind of a psychopathically competitive athlete. For most everyone else, it’s been a ho-hum collection of shout-outs and insipid announcements, with an amusing aside about the value of a good pedicure (quoth Bryant: “Pedicure. Very necessary. Take care of ur feet. Ur feet will take care of you”) — that is until yesterday.
After a skirmish on the social network prompted one of his followers to make a homophobic remark, the Black Mamba swatted him away like he might an errant jump shot:
And when a separate follower reminded Bryant that he called a referee a “fucking faggot” as recently as April 2011, Bryant was quick to admonish himself:
Of course, both of these tweets need to be taken with a basketball-size grain of salt. Kobe Bryant is one of, if not the most image-conscious athlete in professional sports. This is the same guy who inspired a small media circus for practicing directly after a bitter loss to the Miami Heat in March of 2011, his “surprise” notwithstanding. Currently he’s starring in a thoroughly loopy, Frank T.J. Mackey-style series of Nike advertisements extolling the virtues of something called the “Kobe system.” (No one is entirely sure whether these commercials are tongue-in-cheek). It’s easy to read Bryant’s tweets as a calculated effort to repair both his personal brand, which took a hit after his dust-up with a referee, and that of the NBA, whose players have earned a reputation for being homophobic.
Still, an athlete of Bryant’s stature publicly decrying homophobia can’t be dismissed out of hand. And on the heels of Kenneth Faried’s joining the LGBT support group, Athlete Ally, and an earlier PSA in conjunction with the Ad Council denouncing the use of “gay” as a pejorative, it’s safe to ask if it actually does get better in the NBA.
Jacob Sugarman is Salon's cover editor and the editor of Open Salon. You can follow him on twitter @jakesugarman.More Jacob Sugarman.
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.