2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
So Ted Nugent will be a guest at the State of the Union tonight, as the guest of Steve Stockman, a Republican congressman from Texas. We guess that Charlie Daniels and Lee Greenwood, the other top conservative musicians, were busy in Branson this evening.
But Nugent is far more than just some loudmouth know-nothing on the subject of hunting and gun control. And his election-related meltdown hasn’t smartened him up online. His Twitter is also filled with cooking tips, music and film criticism, vague threats in everyone’s direction — we’re especially concerned about that REO Speedwagon and Styx tour — and general ridiculousness.
On the other hand, he really likes Bruno Mars. And cilantro.
Take a look!
Himmler Goebbels Hitler Stalin Marx Mao Hillary Holder Obama Cuomo Bloomburg surely u jest— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 30, 2013
300million American guns were not misused again this week-leave us the hell alone— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) December 18, 2012
What kind of soulless evil monster would actually want more gunfreezones & guaranteed victims— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) December 21, 2012
It is pure evil to attempt to disarm innocent citizens. Dont tread on me numbnuts— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) December 23, 2012
Hey Cuomo ask NY Jews what "never again" means then reconsider your putrid Hitler gunban insanity— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 10, 2013
So our elected employees get fulltime armed guards with unlmtd firepower but we get 10 bullets. Eat me— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 10, 2013
Dear corrupt power abusing fedzilla criminals-No u cant hav my guns. None of them. Dont trad on me, again— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 10, 2013
Cmon deer Uncle Ted just wants to shishkabob your delicious ass— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) October 28, 2012
Deerhunters & venison are pure, animal rights goons toxic & sick. Kill more deer— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) November 15, 2012
Celebrate! Hunting season 2012 has been the safest on record with fewer injuries & deaths than school athletics— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 13, 2013
Of course animals hav rights-to ample garlic butter & cilantro— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 11, 2013
Animals hav rights to garlic & butter over mesquite coals— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 31, 2013
Bowling For Columbine is a documentary& Im a gay pirate. MichaelMoore is a soulless liar— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) December 22, 2012
Bruno Mars is surely 1 of the greatest vocalist/entertainers that has ever lived— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) December 24, 2012
In honor of Black History month I'm joining the NAACP My black brothers and sisters need me now more than ever I am Motown FunkBrother1— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) February 9, 2013
We kill pigs with machinegunsfrom helicopters to save the environment what r u doin— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 13, 2013
Looks like we are firing up for another Styx REO Nugent all American ultraRock party soon— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 26, 2013
When in doubt whip it out— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 31, 2013
Now that’s just gross
I dance naked on billowy clouds with pudgy cherubs blowin revelry thru golden trumpets out their ass. NugeParty— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) November 1, 2012
David Daley is the editor-in-chief of SalonMore David Daley.
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.