2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
The FOIA’d files, which became unclassified following the 26-year-old technologist’s death, tell how the FBI began watching Swartz once he was suspected of downloading millions of records from the Public Access to Court Electronic Records (PACER) database — a different case from the Justice Department’s pursuit of Swartz over downloading academic articles from JSTOR.
“I remembered a macabre fact,” wrote Wright on obtaining the FBI file, “upon death every American’s FBI file becomes unclassified with certain exceptions.” The blogger added that “overall the files tell you more about the FBI than they do Swartz,” noting how the FBI highlighted a host of Swartz’s banal online activity:
They collected information from Linked In, followed his blog posts, and even thought his membership in the “Long-term Planning Committee for the Human Race” was worthy of note. There is also a Kafkaesque entry concerning Swartz’s blog post NYT Personals which includes the question “Want to have the F.B.I. open up a file on you as well?” – which I read for the first time in Swartz’s FBI file.
Swartz’s quip on NYT Personals alluded to the fact that he knew he was being investigated for downloading PACER files — he’d even FOIA’d his own FBI file.
The FBI file advises agents to locate any of Swartz’s vehicles and personal information on his driver’s license. Agents surveyed his home address in Illinois but were ordered not to approach the activist while he was the subject of investigation. The PACER investigation against Swartz was dropped — although he had downloaded millions of files, it was determined he had committed no crimes in doing so. As HuffPo noted, “Swartz downloaded public court documents from the PACER system in an effort to make them available outside of the expensive service. The move drew the attention of the FBI, which ultimately decided not to press charges as the documents, were, in fact, public.” The Justice Department did not, however, decide similarly over Swartz’s downloading nearly 5 million academic articles from JSTOR.
Natasha Lennard is an assistant news editor at Salon, covering non-electoral politics, general news and rabble-rousing. Follow her on Twitter @natashalennard, email email@example.com.More Natasha Lennard.
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KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.