How to sit like Don Draper

A series of "Mad Men" inspired sofas. Because even nihilist anti-heroes need somewhere to kick back SLIDE SHOW

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Try as you might, you just can’t read all of Dante’s “Inferno” while standing up. But lucky for you, furniture manufacturers have created a series of Don Draper-inspired sofas to provide creature comforts to those who know that: “There is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent.”

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  • The Draper two-piece sectional

    Perfect for those days when you've just thrown up at your friend's mother's funeral and you need a little "me" time to reflect on mortality and your ceaseless battle against human loneliness.

    Credit: Boston Interiors

  • The Draper Pearl sofa

    Much like the life of a wealthy and sexually desirable antihero mad with insecurity and existential longing, the Draper Pearl is comfortable, but not too comfortable. The ideal resting spot for those in-office naps your junior partner has accused you of taking.

    Credit: CB2

  • The Draper sofa set

    With contrast piping and a sturdy construction, this little furniture family is built to last -- even while your callousness and serial infidelity drives yours apart!

    Credit: Armen Living

  • The Modern Draper occasional lounge chair

    The Modern Draper only seats one, so before purchasing, be sure to ask yourself: "Are you alone?"

    Credit: Furniture Stores USA

  • Control Brand Draper sofa

    Despite your sofa's brand name, no one needs to tell you that "control" is an illusion. Try as you may to control things -- your wife, your children, your ambitious partners at the firm, the changing cultural tides of the late 1960s -- you know that the universe is indifferent. But, alas, even nihilists need somewhere to sit.

    Credit: Nebraska Furniture Mart

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