2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
A sweeping new abortion law in South Dakota could leave taxpayers on the hook for anywhere between $1.75 million to $4 million, according to the state’s attorney general. Kansas has spent close to $1 million defending its abortion restrictions since 2011, and is expected to incur $500,000 in additional costs over the next two years. Idaho has spent $1 million defending similar laws over the last decade. North Dakota has set aside $400,000 in order to defend its ban on abortion at six weeks, but will likely be liable for much more.
And Texas? Let’s not even get started on Texas.
As Salon has previously noted, ensuring women have access to comprehensive reproductive healthcare saves taxpayers money (as well as effecting positive outcomes in family life, mental health, children’s well-being and general life satisfaction).
And, as the Washington Post reports, laws that restrict women’s ability to obtain basic medical care can cost taxpayers millions in protracted legal challenges.
In his request for funds to defend his state’s abortion restrictions, North Dakota Attorney General Wayne Stenehjem explained that these lawsuits are “complicated, complex lawsuits, so they take a lot of time. They are heavily dependent on expert medical witnesses, and we would need to make sure those are available and we have the funding to pay for them.”
In an effort to justify these expenses, North Dakota Republican Rep. Bette Grande, the sponsor of the state’s six-week abortion ban, told the Associated Press that she “didn’t look at [the law] from the financial side of things” but from the “life side of things.”
Grande went on to tell lawmakers that “fears about a legal challenge” shouldn’t prevent them from pushing forward with similar unconstitutional bans on the procedure.
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.