2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
There, under the Albuquerque real estate, you can find the White family’s house for sale, located at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane.
It’s not real, unfortunately; it’s a clever ad by Century 21. (Frances Padilla, who’s owned the real house since 1973, doesn’t appear to have any interest in selling anytime soon.) The post itself is chock-full of Breaking Bad references—“two-car garage for a Pontiac Aztek, Chrysler 3000 or both. Water heater replaced in 2009.” Don’t forget about the crawl space (“perfect for kids!”). Sadly, no pizza on the roof.
And the “Century 21” agent selling the house is named, conspicuously, Carol—same as the Whites’ neighbor who dropped her groceries in the season 5 midseason premiere.
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.