Oh, Jennifer Lawrence, you’ve done it again. The “Hunger Games” star appeared on “Conan” Wednesday night for what would have been a fairly routine interview for any other star — beginning with Conan O’Brien asking, “What would you be doing if you weren’t acting?” — but ending with a hilarious story about J Law’s secret “joke” stash of butt plugs, because of course.
Lawrence said she’d love to have been a hotel maid, not just because she enjoys cleaning, but because she’d get to look “through everybody’s stuff.”
O’Brien followed up with the logical question: “Do you worry that anyone’s going to be snooping and looking at your stuff?”
Turns out that that’s happened to the actress, in the most adorable and awkward way possible. “Yes … but I … this is actually really funny,” began Lawrence, laughing. “Somebody, actually as a joke, bought me a bunch of butt plugs — it’s a long story, it’s a really, really long story –”
(Not really that long of a story, as O’Brien points out.)
Anyway, so Lawrence has a lot of butt plugs — a “copious amount” of butt plugs — in various colors — and stashes them under the hotel bed, hoping to hide them from the maid. As you might guess, the maid did find the sex toys, a fact that became painfully clear to Lawrence as soon as the actress returned to her room.