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Seth MacFarlane — voice-actor, comedian, animator, creator of approximately 2,398 sitcoms and animated series, executive producer of “Cosmos,” co-writer and star of the upcoming film “A Million Ways to Die in the West,” and controversial Oscars host — has just announced that he is releasing a Christmas album. Which is to say: MacFarlane is the new James Franco.
MacFarlane’s album will provide more of the Sinatra-esque crooning he debuted in 2011′s Grammy-nominated “Music Is Better Than Words.” The news has prompted the Hollywood Reporter to declare MacFarlane a “Renaissance Man.” It just so happens that Franco got that same illustrious label from NPR in 2010.
In addition to being everywhere, you could say that MacFarlane serves up the same “immature man-child” brand of humor as Franco — his own, more sexist version of “Seth-Rogen-is-fat-and-we-are-gay-for-each-other,” which sometimes includes boobs, sometimes includes racism, and even a dash of homophobia. And like Franco, he is everywhere.
It’s only a matter of time before his mere presence becomes performance art. People aren’t yet asking, “Why would the art world coddle Seth MacFarlane?” but give it another few years, a few more offensive jokes, a series of ill-conceived books, an album of jazz music set to fart jokes, and they just might.
Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at email@example.com.More Prachi Gupta.
Like little stars.
World's best pie apple. Essential for Tarte Tatin. Has five prominent ribs.
So pretty. So early. So ephemeral. Tastes like strawberry candy (slightly).
My personal fave. Ultra-crisp. Graham cracker flavor. Should be famous. Isn't.
High flavored with notes of blood orange and allspice. Very rare.
Jefferson's favorite. The best all-purpose American apple.
New Hampshire's native son has a grizzled appearance and a strangely addictive curry flavor. Very, very rare.
Makes the best hard cider in America. Soon to be famous.
Freak seedling found in an Oregon field in the '60s has pink flesh and a fragrant strawberry snap. Makes a killer rose cider.
Ben Franklin's favorite. Queen Victoria's favorite. Only apple native to NYC.
Really does taste like pineapple.