2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
As the threat of militant group ISIS increases in Iraq, Jon Stewart urges hawkish Americans to get all the facts before jumping into the Middle East by reminding them of the Iraq War. One of the media’s go-to experts on foreign policy, right now, is Sen. John McCain — but is this really the guy we want to be listening to right now? “His advocacy of the Iraq War was legendary,” said Stewart, sarcastically. “His sophisticated knowledge of the region, unparalleled … in that it did not parallel with anybody who had knowledge of the region.” The damage from ISIS is so bad, however, that even Iran is willing to work with the U.S. to contain the group.
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Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.