"Ready for dinner"
Watch Triumph the Insult Comic Dog as he helps soccer fans in New York process “porn in reverse,” otherwise known as the World Cup. In his second installment, aired on “Conan” Wednesday night, Triumph encouraged fans to head-butt cannolis and trample on things, which were, of course, all for him to poop on. Those poor, poor fans.
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