2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
In his latest for the New York Times, liberal columnist and star economist Paul Krugman argues that the GOP went “0 for 6″ on major predictions of Obamacare’s failure, but that they haven’t and will not acknowledge the program is working due to rigid ideology and dogmatic anti-government fervor.
Quoting Seneca’s famous quote that “to err is human” but “[t]o persist is diabolical,” Krugman writes that while it’s true that “[e]veryone makes incorrect predictions,” the Republicans’ ability to be “consistently, grossly wrong” about Obamacare requires “special effort.”
The explanation, Krugman says, is one he’s offered many times before: “It’s about politics and ideology, not analysis.” Republicans, he writes, simply cannot countenance a world in which Obamacare works — it’s too opposite from their ideological and (perhaps more importantly) political interests.
After running through one failed prediction after another from GOP politicians and policy experts, Krugman declares that conservatives’ “firm conviction that the government can’t do anything useful” and their “dogmatic belief in public-sector incompetence” has “evidently made rational analysis of policy issues impossible.”
Yet while Krugman can’t help but laugh at the haplessness of the right, he believes there’s reason to see it as, at heart, a profoundly unsettling development, one that could hint at even worse Republican thinking to come:
While it has been funny watching the right-wing cling to its delusions about health reform, it’s also scary. After all, these people retain considerable ability to engage in policy mischief, and one of these days they may regain the White House. And you really, really don’t want people who reject facts they don’t like in that position. I mean, they might do unthinkable things, like starting a war for no good reason. Oh, wait.
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.