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Confessions of an online sex columnist
By Patrizia DiLucchio
Sure, talking about sex is fun. So is telling people what to do


21st Log
Slate rejoins the Web

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T A B L E__T A L K

Is Opera the best browser around? Find out more about this desktop contender in the Digital Culture area of Table Talk



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R E C E N T L Y

The scandal domain name game
By Patrick J. Shields
Viewed through the lens of domain registrations, Monicagate looks tawdry in a whole new way
(02/11/98)

To catch a thief
By Wagner James Au
In this new 3-D game, the emphasis is on stealth instead of shooting
(02/10/98)

Let's Get This Straight
By Scott Rosenberg
Video killed the Microsoft star: The company's tape demonstrated its own ruthlessness
(02/09/98)

Lawyers, guns, money?
By Janelle Brown
Pundits and insiders reveal their personal preparations for the Y2K disaster
(02/08/98)

Let's Get This Straight
By Scott Rosenberg
Why is it so hard to find a valid yardstick for measuring Web traffic?
(02/05/98)

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BROWSE THE
21ST CHALLENGE ARCHIVES

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Microsoft antitrust Haiku

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J U D G E S'__C O M M E N T S

What if trial lawyers were paid per simile, instead of by the hour? In Challenge No. 18, we asked you to submit legal briefs for the Microsoft antitrust case, in haiku form. It wasn't really that much of stretch. We already knew two things: 1) Many of you would rather write haiku than work, and 2) Most of you have strong feelings about our neighbors from the North.

Once again, our faith in your creativity was rewarded. Case closed.

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W I N N I N G __A R G U M E N T S

Innovation, like
a river, must be restrained
to produce power
-- Arnie Cachelin

Honorable Judge,
How can you write your decree
Without our program?
-- Jim Crutchfield

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H O N O R A B L E __M E N T I O N S

You can still buy Macs,
so there's no monopoly.
Q-E-fucking-D.
-- Keith Ammann

Life before Windows?
Go ahead, exclaim how great.
Dust off typewriter.
-- Catherine Courtemanche

Market share? Browser?
Far more esoteric than
The meaning of "is"
-- Josh Pollack

Dependent on you?
You're wrong; I install "Office"
Wherever I can.
-- Lynn Schnitz

Competition swirls;
Linux, Netscape/AOL.
Death by paper cuts.
-- Adam R. Brooks (for the defense)

It does not matter
where you want to go today
we are in control
-- Chris Losinger

Bespeckled Gollum
Soulless machine snags market
Pull his evil plug.
-- Bill Heald

Windows needs IE
to run; you can't take it out,
even if you did.
-- Tom Davidson

Bundling discouraged,
Industry leverage weighed,
Will MS be Bell'd?
-- Adam Fields

A big shadow falls
Across computer desktop.
Curtains for Windows.
-- Tom Sackett (friend of the court)

N E X T_P A G E .|. Bill Gates testifies in haiku! And much more







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