Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
Fat Guy says eat up and shut up: Food is unhealthy only if you stress over it.
(12/24/99)

Urge: Naked World: Super-sized testicles no man could wish for By Hank Hyena
Jumbo testicles are found in the tropics.
(12/23/99)

Urge: Naked World: Exporting Indian beauty By Hank Hyena
Sexy subcontinentals are grabbing Miss World and Miss Universe crowns.
(12/22/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
United Kingdon of Nymphomania: Are the British discovering they're not so abstemious after all?
(12/21/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
Lose your "bitch tits": Liposuction is slurping excess breast tissue out of steroid-abusing men.
(12/20/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
Lara Croft producer arrested for pedophilia: "Tomb Raider" executive is busted after seeking a 9-year-old girl for sex.
(12/17/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
Micropenis and a giant clitoris: Hermaphrodites hiss, "Don't cut up our unique organs!"
(12/16/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
Acidic Cambodian sex scandal: A karaoke star was burned when a jealous politician's wife had her splashed with battery acid.
(12/15/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
Kill the yeast beast! Yogurt-soaked tampons, carnivorous tree bark and boiled panties all crush vaginal thrush.
(12/14/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
Sexy Y2K lingerie, lubes and vibrators: Shameless millennium marketing spills over into the love department.
(12/13/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
"Dry sex" worsens AIDS numbers in Southern Africa: Subsaharans' disdain for vaginal wetness accelerates plague.
(12/10/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
Chinese wife enslavers executed: Six merchants were executed last week for selling poor women to northern Chinese farmers.
(12/09/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
Adultery, cruel perversion and hardcore pornography blamed for filthy rich divorce
(12/08/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
Thai cock-cutting catastrophe: Dozens of Bangkok penises are annually "fed to the ducks" by vengeful wives.
(12/07/99)

Urge: Naked World By Hank Hyena
Full-frontal Aussie soccer babes: A recent fund-raising endeavor has the Canberra-based women's team posing sans uniforms for a controversial calendar.
(12/06/99)

Clitoral creams and sex cues By Hank Hyena
NexMed contributes to female orgasm with topical cream; humming helps, too..
(12/03/99)

Kiwis elect world's first transsexual legislator By Hank Hyena
Having gotten over "the gender thing," New Zealand teaches a lesson on tolerance and maturity.
(12/02/99)

Naked World: Elton John makes the Cub Scouts strip By Hank Hyena
Scout leaders balk at what they call a pedophilia-inspired Albert Hall show.
(12/01/99)

Are witches stealing Zimbabwe penises? By Hank Hyena
Sorcerer's spells and voodoo hexes are dismissed as hocus-pocus in much of the world, but in Zimbabwe a witchdoctor's "juju" curse is considered a plausible danger.
(11/30/99)

Crippled masturbater sues and wins! By Hank Hyena
When a Florida phone-sex worker developed carpal tunnel syndrome in each of her busy hands, she took the case to court. Now she gets her satisfaction from workers' compensation checks.
(11/29/99)

The rise and fall of German horndogs By Hank Hyena
Stiff Viagra-loving Germans are popping and dropping dead in Thai brothels.
(11/24/99)

Look out, Wilt By Hank Hyena
Alanis Morissette and Dustin Hoffman say they bagged their share of fans.
(11/23/99)

Embarrassed Italy boots 350 Nigerian prostitutes By Hank Hyena
Are officials getting righteous, or just trying to save face for the domestic red-light scene?
(11/22/99)

Naked suicide plague streaks across USA By Hank Hyena
Three recent unsuccessful attempts suggest a clothing-optional development in self-destruction.
(11/19/99)

Japanese want baby girls; Indians choose boys By Hank Hyena
As parents coordinate their babies' sexes ahead of time, the male-female ratio gets even more skewed.
(11/18/99)

Satan makes me view Web porn By Hank Hyena
A year after Internet porn surfing cost him his tax department job, David Stein fingers the Prince of Darkness.
(11/17/99)

Does Helena Bonham-Carter's fake orgasm rival Meg Ryan's? By Hank Hyena
When it comes to canned moans, audiences love variety.
(11/16/99)

Eye-opening punishment By Hank Hyena
Voyeurs in Mexico, Scotland and Japan have their wide eyes shut -- one forever.
(11/15/99)

Plague of penis-slashing cuts across planet By Hank Hyena
As the millennium approaches, male members are being abbrevieted in record numbers.
(11/12/99)

Malawi president condemns traditional sex rituals By Hank Hyena
As AIDS spreads across the country, infecting 14 percent of the population, unsafe sex practices are being scrutinized.
(11/11/99)

Bra company sponsors "World's Biggest Breasts" contest By Hank Hyena
Winning team to receive funny looks, lifetime supply of custom-made bras.
(11/10/99)

Anti-wankers want to ban book in Virginia high schools By Hank Hyena
Robert Cormier's "The Chocolate War" talks about masturbation; one self-satisfied student wants it pulled.
(11/09/99)

Gay refugees seek asylum in friendly South Africa By Hank Hyena
Once a place for hate, the new and improved nation now boasts one of the most accepting constitutions in the world.
(11/08/99)

"Priestess" Sinead O'Connor abandons neo-Catholic celibacy By Hank Hyena
The singer is one of many recently to give up the giving up. Is renounced celibacy spreading?
(11/05/99)

Research claims erect gay penises are bigger By Hank Hyena
Uncovered Kinsey Report data show homosexual members have hetero- ones by a head.
(11/04/99)

Forrest Gump is a tantric sex stud? By Hank Hyena
Tom Hanks and Sting vouch for the joys of continuous full-body lovemaking. (11/03/99)

Seventeen brothels of Asian "sex slaves" exposed in Atlanta. By Hank Hyena
Is sexual slavery a barbaric old world myth or a common contemporary crime?
(11/02/99)

Former sex slaves sue Japanese government By Hank Hyena
Angry old ladies are stepping forward to testify about the horrors of their years as Japanese "comfort women."
(11/01/99)

Porn-hungry Emirates purchase satellite dirty dishes By Hank Hyena
Citizens of the Arab republic have found a way to skirt strict censorship laws.
(10/29/99)

Hermaphrodites are safe in ... Colombia? By Hank Hyena
How has a country known for its indiscriminate violence become the global haven for sexual diversity?
(10/28/99)

Man caught snatching a plastic snatch By Hank Hyena
Abandoned and unemployed, a man makes the mistake of getting caught with his hands in some artificial pants.
(10/27/99)

Swallowing pig sperm: A miracle cure? By Hank Hyena
A group of Canadian geneticists believes that pig semen may be the best building block for human growth hormones.
(10/26/99)

Sexpert Bright sues Virginia! By Hank Hyena
Last July, a Virginia law began banning any Internet content it deemed "harmful for juveniles." Now free-speechers and cybersex gurus are fighting back. (10/25/99)

The changing fates of working girls By Hank Hyena
Germany greenlights its red-lighters, but Zambia says hookers mean trouble.
(10/22/99)

The unbearable unhorniness of hermits By Hank Hyena
Two men on opposite sides of the globe have gone to great extremes to avoid love.
(10/21/99)

Gwyneth's hunks get stripped By Hank Hyena
A recent Cosmomag.com survey revealed serious new information about its readers' libidinal tastes.
(10/20/99)

Use a pill, go to jail By Hank Hyena
In Malaysia, a little Viagra-enhanced nooky could land you in the pokey.
(10/19/99)

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