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By Cary Tennis
Feb. 27, 2002 | Steeped in the rough-and-tumble spoken-word movement, boiled in punk rock, roasted in alcohol, pressure-cooked in American literature and turned like a newel post on the lathe of American journalism, Cary Tennis preaches his strange, twisted sermons for Salon Audio pretty much every week.
This week a guy who messes with the lives of both his fiancée and his "secret lover" asks for advice on whom to choose for the long term. He gets what he deserves: a stern talking-to.
-- By Cary Tennis