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Dear Camille:

Speaking of Amazons, how about that U.S. women's hockey team and the gritty, courageous, graceful and big-hearted women who made history? Not that anyone would know. But then how typical of the predominantly male, testosterone-oriented sports machine that pooh poohs their achievement and what it took to get there. As the father of two daughters, one of whom competed (unsuccessfully) for a place on the '94 Olympic rowing team and the other of whom is an all-American collegiate lacrosse player, I await the day when women's athletics are given their proper due by the American public. Unfortunately, the Olympic season is the only time when women in sport get anything near the attention they deserve. Really a tragedy, don't you think?

Through my daughters, I have been privileged to meet a few of these world-class female athletes and I am awestruck by their strength, stamina, beauty and grace. Talk about the classical ideal. Athena lives! But her legacy is not celebrated by an American public that continues to be fed the male version of sports by crotch-scratching sportswriters and commentators who still believe that the only acceptable place for women to perspire is in the bedroom.

Ted Bracken



Dear Mr. Bracken:

The American team's capture of the first Olympic gold medal in women's ice hockey will of course go down in history. I was very impressed by the women's aggressive body-checking, as well as their unsentimental go-for-the-jugular attitude in off-ice interviews.

Title IX, which mandates gender equity in apportionment of funds in university athletic departments, has enormously expanded sports opportunities for American women students. However, I have been very troubled by the destructive way Title IX has increasingly been arbitrarily applied, so that vigorous, venerable and multiracial men's programs in wrestling and gymnastics have lost varsity status or been dropped entirely to make room for marginal, elitist, WASPy prep-school sports like women's water polo. In an article in USA Today ("Men's Sports Vanishing," April 9, 1996), I argued that if Title IX cannot be rationally and justly administered, it should be repealed.

As a feminist, however, I am delighted by the practical experience in teamwork that Title IX has given women students, a critical skill for advancing up the corporate career ladder. Team sports, which develop will, character and self-discipline, are far preferable as a route to sexual and social equality than the snoopy intrusiveness of Draconian sexual-harassment regulations (as illustrated by Anita Hill's petty charges against Clarence Thomas).

Unfortunately, it may be at least another generation before women's team sports are taken as seriously as men's. High-achieving professional women must first infiltrate the big-money television networks as tough-minded executives and rigorously self-educated sportscasters. But part of the problem is also that, while there have been many strong personalities in individual women's sports like tennis, track, skiing and ice skating, team sports have produced very few compelling female figures beyond basketball's Nancy Lieberman, who's been around for two decades.

Women's basketball, for example, which is being given another big push as a professional-league sport after repeated failures, will remain depressingly third-rate until its coaches and players start to realize that visual style is crucial to winning and sustaining audience interest. Have they no sense of aesthetics? I cannot bear to watch lumbering bison with identical flapping ponytails strain like schoolyard kids to reach the hoop that their graceful elder brothers sail over like eagles.

Furthermore, at this point in feminist history, women athletes of every age bear responsibility for how they comport themselves before, during and after competition. See the following letter for a good example of how things can go wrong.


Dear Camille:

Last night I watched the Lipinski-Kwan duel in the Olympics women's figure skating. I wasn't struck so much by the beauty or athleticism of the event as I was by the wild histrionics occurring at the edge of the rink. As soon as one of these girls would leave the ice, good performance or bad, she would promptly burst into tears. What's up with that? I don't recall any sobbing skaters prior to 1994 (when Nancy Kerrigan wailed "Why me?" at the nationals after being whacked by Tonya Harding's goons, and then Harding got something to cry about when her lace broke at the Olympics). Peggy Fleming didn't bawl. Dorothy Hamill wasn't a weeper. Is chthonic hysteria creeping up on the Olympic Apollonian ideal? Will running eyeliner be Tonya Harding's lasting contribution to the sport of figure skating?

William Abernathy



Dear Mr. Abernathy:

Your letter should be posted in every women's locker room in the world. These recent "teare-floods" and "sigh-tempests" (to quote John Donne) -- which were probably started by 1994 gold-medalist Oksana Baiul, to Nancy Kerrigan's fury -- are setting women back. We should all be mortified.

Ironically, it may have been super-Amazon tennis star and lesbian poster girl Martina Navratilova who first kicked off this trend with her sobbing youthful tantrum into a towel at courtside. In "Vamps & Tramps," in fact, I maintained that old-school, goody-goody Catholic girl Chris Evert, who never displayed self-pity or petulance about a bad call, was ultimately a better feminist role model than the blubbering, spiteful Martina, who was always mooningly searching the stands for the reassuring eyes of Big Mama (her blond lover, Judy Nelson).

The grueling, hothouse conditions of early training in tennis and ice skating have clearly stunted the maturation of today's aspiring champions, whose lives are micromanaged by ambitious parents and martinet managers. As the financial rewards have exponentially increased, so have the pressures. Peggy Fleming and Dorothy Hamill (as well as the cerebral Virginia Wade in tennis) had real class: They were vibrant, poised personalities who had developed fully and naturally.

The bourgeois assembly line of contemporary culture seems to be making many young people -- not just athletes -- more and more generic. Surface blandness, with an undercurrent of infantile hysteria, has succeeded existential angst as the psychological norm. It makes me want to run to the nearest Joan Crawford movie for an emergency transfusion of gritty spunk!
March 3, 1998

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