C H R I S T M A S B O O K S

The naughty, the nice and the nauseating


[Illustration of books]

Snowed in by the spawn of “The Christmas Box.”


BOOKS DISCUSSED:

The Battle For Christmas
Stephen Nissenbaum, Knopf, 381 pages

The Christmas Mystery
Jostein Gaarder, Knopf, 222 pages

Certain Poor Shepherds: A Christmas Tale
Elizabeth Marshall Thomas, Simon & Schuster, 128 pages

New Old-Fashioned Ways: Holidays and Popular Culture
Jack Santino, University of Tennessee Press, 175 pages

The Christmas Conversation Piece; Creative Questions to Illuminate the Holidays
Bret Nicholaus and Paul Lowrie, Ballantine Books, 128 pages

A Literary Christmas: Great Contemporary Christmas Stories
Edited by Lilly Golden, Atlantic Monthly Press, 321 pages

Politically Correct Holiday Stories
James Finn Garner, MacMillan, 99 pages

The Christmas Box
Richard Paul Evans, Simon & Schuster, 125 pages

Revenge of the Christmas Box
Cathy Crimmins and Tom Maeder, Dove Books, 95 pages

Poems For Christmas
Selected by Neil Philip, St. Martin's Press, 92 pages

By KATHERINE WHITTEMORE

snowdrifts. That's how all these pages seemed to me, thousands densely packed on the subject of Christmas, many wearisome to push through, some powdered with insight, but most pure slush at the core — and there I was, the one who must brave the endless ivory steppes, Zhivago-like, thinking how much nicer it would be to rip a few sheafs for kindling, watching the blue-hearted flame climb clear up to ... Sorry. But Christmas is such an onslaught. It may offer a few crystal moments of joy, if you're lucky, yet it's mostly a white-out of rampant capitalism and insidious family dynamics, and you know, why should publishing be different than life? Awful people and rotten books both inexplicably succeed, as evidenced by last year's "Bridges of Madison County"-with-snow bestseller, The Christmas Box, wherein a family learns a (bankable) Lesson About Love from a grandmotherly sort with a tragic (and also bankable) secret. But rotten books share the shelves, ecumenically, with decent ones. You have to keep slogging. You can only hope for small rewards. Sometimes you're happily surprised. Of all that I read, all the bleached drifts I plowed, novelist Edna O'Brien put it best: "I had not lost the desire to escape," she writes, "or the strenuous habit of hoping."

This great line (the "strenuous" clinches it) comes from "The Doll," one of twenty-seven entries in A Literary Christmas: Great Contemporary Christmas Stories. Being contemporary, they are a twinkle-deprived, depressive lot, which somehow makes them all the more welcome in a world of Tim Allen and aging Waltons. Less heartwarming than heart-instructing. Such tough stuff, of course, is sorely needed this time of year, when our families and dysfunctions join hands around the memory-laden table, and ask for second helpings, then third, only to wash it all down with insinuative behavior patterns that never seem to change. And to all a good night!


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