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BY AMY WALLACE

Test your knowledge of greater and lesser arcana against SALON's Listress, Amy Wallace. The first person to e-mail us with the correct answers will win a $25 gift certificate from Borders Books&Music. Match the following things with what they weigh: 1. A bar of gold at Fort Knox 2. Fred Astaire 3. The average human male brain 4. A chihuahua dog A. 140 lbs. B. 5 lbs. C. 3.1 lbs. D. 27.45 lbs. What do the following people have in common? 1. Al Jolson 2. "Wild Bill" Hickock 3. Buster Keaton A. They all suffered from chronic impotence B. They all died playing cards C. They were all arrested for tax evasion Which of the following men did not have his penis preserved after his death? 1. Napoleon Bonaparte 2. John Dillinger 3. Leonardo da Vinci 4. Grigori Rasputin Are your answers and other information all filled in? Then press the SUBMIT ANSWERS button below. This quickly sends your answers back to Salon. There is no need to press this button twice. Please enter your e-mail address Please enter your full name The winner of the last Listress was Jeff Newman, who answered the following questions: Which of the following people was not a lawyer? 1. Otto Preminger 2. Gandhi 3. Howard Cosell 4. Lou Reed 5. Fidel Castro Answer: 4 What do the following movie stars have in common? 1. Kirk Douglas 2. Malcolm McDowell 3. Rudolph Valentino 4. Dustin Hoffman A. They were all waiters B. They all married and divorced one of their leading ladies C. They all wrote a novel Answer: A What do the following people have in common? 1. Danny DeVito 2. Lauren Hutton 3. Tom Seaver A. They were all arrested for public drunkenness B. They were all born on the same day of the same month of the same year C. They all consult psychics regularly Answer: B Amy Wallace is the co-author of many books, including "The People's Almanac," and the author of "The Prodigy," a biography, and "Desire," a novel. She lives in Berkeley, California. Listress archive: http://www.salon1999.com/archives/listress.html Bookmark: http://www.salon1999.com/weekly/listress.html

Pull down this menu to select articles from this issue: Articles from previous issue The Quest for the Giant Squid By Laura Miller Animal Magnetism By Sally Eckhoff Bug mania By Milo Miles A gallery of exotic bugs Sparky vs. Dogbert By David Futrelle Desktop Warriors By Dan Shafer Manhood and Madness at Harvard By D.T. Max Word by Word By Anne Lamott The Awful Truth By Cintra Wilson The Burnt-out Cook By Patric Kuh The Surreal Gourmet By Bob Blumer Unzipped By Courtney Weaver The Listress By Amy Wallace