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Complete alphabetical listing of directory topics: Elliott Neal Hester
Common cattle
Every now and then, flight attendants must fly with the unwashed masses. It sucks.
When pigs fly
A smuggled swine raises a ruckus on a cross-country flight.
When passengers rage
She hated my guts and ached to put me in a headlock, but I swear I never meant to send her to Barbados.
Look out below!
Luckless birds, wayward engine pieces and frozen aircraft stowaways are plummeting from the sky.
Wham! Bam! Rocky times in the skies
Turbulence strikes while I'm in the lavatory, and I become a virtual Peter Pan.
How my ass ended up in a sling
While fantasizing about a Salma Hayek wannabe, I accidentally broke the plane.
The heavenly vacation from hell
She was into sexual domination, crazy laughter and toothpaste; I was having the scariest, sexiest time of my life.
Straitjacket for the skies
To immobilize air ragers, airlines try on the handcuffs and straps of the "Body Restraint Package."
Flying the stinky skies
Can a passenger be thrown off a plane for offensive body odor?
The sky's the limit
Flight attendants can fly anywhere for almost nothing -- but sometimes, there's a catch. Complete alphabetical listing of directory topics: |
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