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June 14, 1999 |
Film: "Bonnie and Clyde"
Cleaned-up version: Beatty and Dunaway help an elderly person cross a street. The police notice and smile. A musical number ensues. Film: "Scarface"
Cleaned-up version: After steeling himself in the yoga "downward-facing dog" position, Pacino carefully opens his office door and proclaims, "Say hello to my little friend, Pete," after which he puts a sock puppet on his hand and begins to make the assassins hired to kill him laugh by saying, in a high-pitched voice, "Hi, everyone! I'm Pete." Film: "Rocky IV"
Cleaned-up version: Lundgren tells Stallone: "I must tickle you." To which Stallone replies, "As a true sportsman, I wish you luck!" Film: "Reservoir Dogs"
Cleaned-up version: Madsen cuts off the ear of the undercover officer with a sterilized surgical blade and the help of a good anesthesiologist, while dancing to "Stuck on You," the touching ballad by Lionel Richie. Film: "Natural Born Killers"
Cleaned-up version: Harrelson and Lewis kill the waitress, but they have a reason. A good one. And they don't laugh about it.
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