"Ocean's Twelve"

George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon: The gang's all here and ready for another caper in this smart, stylish sequel.

Dec 10, 2004 | It's ironic -- or maybe it isn't -- that holiday time, when myriad chores, expectations and obligations leave many of us feeling stressed out and unaccountably depressed, is precisely the time so many bloated prestige pictures wash up like whale carcasses on the sandy shores of moviegoing. (The decaying-blubber stench of "Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera," set to open in a few weeks, is already starting to drift landward.) So this is precisely the right time to reflect on the subtle glories of the well-made entertainment, the kind of picture that won't get its own themed display windows at Bloomingdale's (as "Phantom" has, in New York, courtesy of Joel "Once a Window Dresser, Always a Window Dresser" Schumacher) but probably should, given how much innate style it has.

"Ocean's Twelve," Steven Soderbergh's sequel to the immensely entertaining "Ocean's Eleven" (itself based on Lewis Milestone's 1960 heist comedy), isn't the kind of movie that wins awards or critics' prizes, but it's worthy of our respect just the same: It does the hard work of being a light, smartly turned-out amusement, the sort of thing that's becoming more and more rare on the movie landscape these days.

"Ocean's Twelve" picks up not where "Ocean's Eleven" left off, but three years later -- in other words, the 11, the ragtag outfit of thieves and con artists led by Danny Ocean (George Clooney), have had plenty of time to blow the $160 million they've stolen from thuggish Las Vegas casino fat cat Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia). Danny has settled down with his beloved ex-wife, Tess (Julia Roberts) -- the two are about to celebrate that most romantic of milestones, their second third anniversary. The others have enjoyed the fruits of their labor to varying degrees of excess: Detail man Rusty Ryan (Brad Pitt) has lost his share of the dough, and then some, in the hip-hotel business, while surveillance geek Livingston Dell (Eddie Jemison) works as a stand-up comic and lives at home -- he has barely spent a penny.

The problem is that Benedict, having been tipped off that it was Danny's crew who cleaned out his vaults, wants his money back, with interest. So the 11 gather from all corners of the globe, or at least from this or that state, to plan a new heist so they can get Benedict off their backs.

"Ocean's Twelve"

Directed by Steven Soderbergh

Starring George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon

This new caper takes them to Amsterdam, where they meet with contacts in little cafes and huddle in Spartan hotel rooms, at first scheming to rob an agoraphobic zillionaire (played by Jeroen Krabbé) and later taking on the challenge, thrown down by a cocky thief who goes by the name "The Night Fox" (Vincent Cassel), to steal a hideously gaudy Fabergé egg. To make things more teasingly complicated, Rusty's onetime girlfriend, international crime expert Isabel Lahiri (the lustrously appealing Catherine Zeta-Jones), herself the daughter of a deceased thief, is on to their every move.

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