A casting call for "The Mole 2."

News reports say that the producers will be making the new one "less complicated."

This is not the show's problem. No one cares that it's complicated.

We just think it's bad.

The show was structured wrong. The mole was supposed to be impeding the group's progress by screwing up the challenges the group has to meet to increase the winnings.

But the mole couldn't be too obvious. So a lot of the time, the mole helped, rather than impeded.

And the other members of the group had to try to act like the mole to mislead the other players.

So basically, the mole was the one person who wasn't acting like a mole.

And, well, the result wasn't much fun to watch.

This was the last episode. Steve, the stolid undercover cop; Kathryn, the nondescript lawyer; and Jim, the guy with the chain hanging out of his pants, are the last players.

Host Anderson Cooper, who despite extensive speech therapy is still largely unintelligible, has assembled the previous seven players who've been kicked off the show back together for the finale: Jolly Kate, doughty Jennifer, Charlie the woman-hating creep, and ... four other people we didn't really care much about.

Charlie is the old guy, a retired cop, who got into the habit of referring to the other players with sobriquets like "You fat bitch." We'd kind of like to see Charlie fall into a big pothole, and figure the other players, who had to spend more time with him than we did, do as well.

But Charlie preempts everything by apologizing to Kate straight off. He's a little Clintonian in his apology: "In retrospect, I gave you a hard time, I lost my temper on one occasion ..."

He doesn't apologize to Jennifer, whom he went after as well.

The final show takes place in a studio and cuts to taped footage from the bullring we saw last week. All of a sudden, it looks a lot like "Big Brother," which was up until this benighted TV season the worst reality TV show ever.

We wonder, briefly, what that minx Julie Chen is up to.

Coop polls the players; most of them think Steve is the mole. Two say Kathryn. Jennifer says it's Jim.

We get a quick look back at all the very suspicious things the three have done.

Then we go back to the bullring where we were in the last episode. Coop is going to bring out the loser first.

He goes through the whole red-fingerprint parting ceremony but we don't see who the player is until the last minute.

It's Jim, the guy with the sideburns.

"What can you do?" Jim asks.

What can you do? say Coop's eyes, in sorrowful reply.

Jim's bounced off the show, just like the others. Coop's so affected he even carries Jim's duffel bag for him.

"You played very well," Coop says.

"Not well enough," snaps Jim.

Then we cut back to the studio, where Jim comes running in like a contestant for "The Price Is Right."

That leaves Kathryn and Steve.

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