"I'd be more than happy to come live here in Belize with him," Elizabeth says, "and we could hang out here forever and this dream would never have to end.

"He said that he might have to relocate and start a new kayaking business here in Belize."

That's right. He might have to relocate. Because Shannon will be so upset that he'll have to relocate. To Belize.

Cut to Andy, who says he's going to be asking someone else out on his last date.

Our laughter dies down when a sadder-than-usual Valerie says she hopes that as Kaya interacts with the other women, there is "something coming out of [Kaya] that is showing that he is committed to [me]."

The only thing coming out of Kaya, of course, is his tongue, and it's headed down Megan's throat.

Kaya says he wanted to explore what would happen when a "woman got into [his] head." But first, he is exploring what happens when he gets into hers. With his tongue.

Call us, Valerie. We mean it. Collect.

When Kaya and Megan return to the resort, Andy, who has a major thing for Megan, is mad. He requires an explanation.

Megan weeps as Andy chucks coconuts onto the sand.

This is intercut with scenes of a future Megan, a weeping Megan, a Megan who says she tried really hard to be honest.

Andy gets in Kaya's face when he gets back to the boys cabana. "I look like a jackass ...," he says, with a burst of insight.

He makes up for this by getting quickly back into his hateful character: "... and Megan looks like a whore."

Later, hosty-host Walberg returns to inform the girlfriends and boyfriends that tonight is their last night "to party as a group." They'll be reducing their stables to three singles per side for the upcoming dream date. All are stunned. Apparently, they didn't have the rules explained to them 25 times.

Finally, claws.

Kaya casually mentions that if he doesn't pick Alison (the doctor/Playboy bunny from his first date) she might be upset with him. A new villain has emerged!

Yes, Kaya, the spit not yet dry on his chin, is planning to cheat on the girl he's cheating on his girlfriend with.

Megan was just a gateway drug.

Andy is "torn" over what happened between Kaya and Megan, and he hopes Shannon will be very happy. At this point, of the boys, only Billy is even mentioning his girlfriend. He likes Vanessa a lot, but he would feel "horrible" if he wound up "hooking up" and Mandy didn't.

Mandy's only source of stress at the moment is picking the guy she wants to have her final date with. "It's just focusing on that one guy who we like," she says.

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