It's time to dry your eyes. Sasha Cohen will be OK; she'll still get an endorsement deal or two, and she's cute as a button. Michelle Kwan's already rich and famous and dating hot professional athletes -- she's more than fine! You, however, need to move on with your lives. And we cannot think of a better way to turn that frown upside down than with the comedic stylings of Chris Bliss.
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