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The 1960s' gayest show

As a kid, "The Wild Wild West" taught me about sexiness and desire -- and how two men could live together and love each other.

"West. James West."

That three-word introduction in the pilot episode nicely spells out the Ian-Fleming-on-the-range conception behind "The Wild Wild West." The show -- which ran on CBS from 1965 to 1969 -- melded the then declining western form to the ascendant spy thriller, and then added some buddy-movie dynamics, a healthy dose of political intrigue and generous helpings of science fiction. The result was ... well, a mess sometimes, to judge from the DVD release of the show's fourth and final season. But at its best -- which is to say, in its earlier seasons -- "The Wild Wild West" stands as one of the most intriguing and literate actioners of '60s TV.

And one of the most baroque. At the behest of President Ulysses S. Grant, secret agents Jim West (Robert Conrad) and Artemus Gordon (Ross Martin) travel the Western territories in a souped-up private locomotive, foiling Blofeld-scale plots to assassinate world leaders, blow up cities and generate massive tidal waves. Yes, our nation's history might have turned out quite differently if Jim and Artie hadn't quashed all that evil post-Civil War R&D: steam-powered robots, disintegration force fields, miniaturizing potions, primitive tanks and TVs, paintings that serve as gateways to other dimensions. And don't forget the surgically implanted crystals that drive men to crime. And the special liquid distilled from burning diamonds that generates superhuman speed. And the jars that extract thoughts from disembodied brains.

Nobody took any of this very seriously, least of all the writers, but the show did require guest-actors who could walk the thin line between high and low camp: people like Harvey Korman, Agnes Moorehead, the now-forgotten Nehemiah Persoff and the never-to-be-forgotten Victor Buono (who played both the recurring baddie Count Manzeppi and, in the pilot episode, a Mexican revolutionary disguised as a Chinese grocer -- please don't ask).

The villain fans recall best is Dr. Miguelito Loveless, a dwarf-size inventor given to extensive monologues about truth, beauty and his own genius. As played by the great Michael Dunn, Loveless is perversely sensitive and strangely seductive, a thwarted artist (Dunn himself had a lovely tenor) who is as drawn to Jim West's glamour as he is threatened by it. In best Holmes-and-Moriarty fashion, the antagonists can never fully destroy the other: Every encounter ends with Jim spoiling Loveless' latest venture and Loveless slipping free of the law's grip. (After one foiled caper, he escapes by shooting himself from a cannon.) Dunn has avid eyes and a smile that lingers just two seconds past benignity, and whenever he's on-screen, "The Wild Wild West" rises to something greater than itself: a pop-Shakespearean study of character bent by biological destiny.

Beyond that, the show boasts a fine Elmer Bernstein-ish score by Richard Markowitz and a clever animated credit sequence that shows Jim West (shockingly, for that day) cold-cocking a knife-wielding damsel. But there's something else that comes through in repeat viewings. In fact, it's the same element most conspicuously missing from the 1999 big-screen remake starring Will Smith and Kevin Kline: a warm and delicate rapport between the two leads. The kind of homosocial bond, I mean, that suggests feelings a little beyond the homosocial.

Oh, let me come right out and say it. To a kid of the late 1960s, "The Wild Wild West" was as gay as a show could get. Like "I Spy," like "Batman," it was a portrait of two men in domestic partnership. Jim and Artie didn't just work together; they lived together, rode together, celebrated together. Of course, the show's creators took care to give Jim a vigorous and straight lifestyle. Virtually every episode finds him seducing -- and, in the same hot breath, reforming -- some busty blond minion. But more than heterosexual, Jim West is truly sexual, in a way heroes of westerns usually weren't. See how snugly his clothes are tailored to his form -- the bolero jacket, the extra-tight trousers (not to mention Season 4's leather chaps, which would not be out of place in a gay pride parade). And see how readily he takes those garments off at the slightest incentive. See how he carries that fine body of his. Jim West is a man who enjoys being desired.

And who is in a better position to appreciate that effort than Artie? Ross Martin has a rip-roaring time playing the character "in character" -- Artie's a master of disguise and dialect -- but in his scenes with Conrad, he becomes softer and more tranquil. Watching them together, you realize that while Jim is often focused inward, Artie is always looking at his partner. Where else would he look? He has no girlfriends to speak of (a fact he sometimes complains about). Then again, he doesn't seem to need them. It's a token of the two men's understanding that Jim can go off on his amorous rampages, safe in the knowledge that Artie's waiting back at the train, with the champagne magnum and the freshly chalked billiard cues.

I didn't quite grasp it as a kid, but "The Wild Wild West" showed me how two men could live together and love each other without forfeiting any of society's prerogatives. Which makes the show even more of a fantasy -- and even more of a pleasure. Long live Jim and Artie, in their train bound for trouble.

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Television without shame

The deliciously naughty "Shameless" -- starring a young James McAvoy -- is one of the best comedies ever made about urban poverty.

Watching television these days can give you a somewhat skewed impression of our country's economic well-being. While Blair Waldorf jets around the world and the "The Real Housewives of New York City" stroke their cashmere shawls, the working class has mostly disappeared from our screens -- relegated to "America's Next Top Model" and Tila Tequila's pool house. Maybe that's why George W. Bush is so optimistic about the economy: He's been watching too much prime-time TV.

Across the pond, however, the British continue to churn out smart and literate television, like "EastEnders" and "Clocking Off," about the lives and struggles of the working poor. So if you're tired of watching suburban wife swapping, and you'd like to bring some economic diversity to your TV screen, Channel 4's "Shameless," a comedy about a dysfunctional and poor Manchester family, is worth a look -- not only because it's one of the best comedies ever made about urban poverty (ha!) but also because it's terrific, naughty fun. And if the economy goes down the tubes you might as well have something to laugh about.

Some episodes of the show, which just finished its fifth season in the U.K., have aired on BBC America and the Sundance Channel. But only its first season is available on DVD in the United States, and, bizarrely, "Shameless," has yet to attract a large American following. It's surprising, partly because unlike many other British comedies, its humor is broad enough for us non-Brits to understand, and partly because of its dreamboat factor: The show's first two seasons feature James McAvoy ("Atonement," "Wanted") in his breakout role as a middle-class car thief.

Each episode of "Shameless" begins with a boastful voice-over by Frank Gallagher (David Threlfall) in which he drunkenly introduces his children and the show's main characters. These include, from oldest to youngest, 20-year-old Fiona (Anne-Marie Duff), "a massive help"; teenager Lip (Jody Latham), "a bit of a gobshite"; Ian (Gerard Kearns), "a lot like his mom"; Carl (Elliott/Luke Tittensor); Debbie (Rebecca Ryan); and toddler Liam (Joseph Furnace). All seven live together in a cramped home in the Chatsworth Estates in Manchester. Like many British housing projects, Chatsworth is ripe with criminality and monotonous fashion (track pants, baseball caps, sneakers), but, as Frank points out, at least his neighbors know how to party.

And, as it turns out, so does Frank. Despite his bragging voice-over in the opening credits, he's both a drunk and an absentee father, and his children spend much of their time trying to get his attention or inquiring about his whereabouts. (When Frank disappears on a drunken binge, Debbie mistakes a sleeping bag for him and brings it a cup of tea.) The children, as a result, have learned to fend for themselves. Fiona takes care of her younger siblings. Ian works at the corner store (and screws his male boss). But mostly the family survives on government support and mild criminal behavior.

In the first season's overarching story line, Frank leaves his family and shacks up with Sheila Jackson (Maggie O'Neill), a severe agoraphobic with generous state benefits and a penchant for sadomasochistic sex: When he first arrives at Sheila's prim and tidy house she promptly handcuffs him to the bed and pulls out a rubber dildo. But his departure is offset at home by the arrival of Fiona's new boyfriend, Steve (McAvoy). Fiona and Steve meet drunkenly in a nightclub, and, after a one-night stand, he becomes enamored with her and her siblings. He then uses his street smarts to, among other good deeds, buy them a new washing machine and deport their father to France.

For a comedy, "Shameless" takes a surprisingly unvarnished look at urban poverty. It isn't bashful about sex or drug use: The family kids get stoned together on the living room floor, and their neighbor makes extra cash by ironing naked on a webcam. The show's actors also look like people you might encounter on a housing estate, with pale skin, bad teeth and unchiseled physiques. Threlfall, in particular, gives a finely tuned (and often naked) performance as Frank, who -- despite his alcoholism and exceedingly poor parenting skills -- manages to be a surprisingly likable asshole.

What makes "Shameless" brilliant and unconventional television is the way that it proudly and unabashedly flouts clichéd TV moralism. When's the last time you saw a show in which children save the day by vandalizing phone booths, or stealing from the milkman for their morning cereal? The characters aren't always interested in making an honest living or doing the right thing; they're interested in survival, even if that means petty theft or welfare fraud. And implicit in their behavior is a trenchant critique of Blair's New Labour government. They view most figures of authority, from the police to social workers to teachers, with apathy or outright contempt.

When the estate's housing officer, for example, inspects the Gallagher home -- and Frank comes up missing -- the family members resort to extreme methods to save their benefits: They fake Frank's death. Before long, the family is carrying a wobbly coffin toward the neighborhood pub, a solution as cynical as it is loaded with symbolism.

And while "Shameless" suggests the demise of traditional family values, it also celebrates a more amorphous and postmodern conception of family. The Gallaghers' neighbors are tightly involved in the family's affairs, Steve is a brilliant surrogate father, and when the Gallaghers are threatened by a duo of bullying debt collectors, the occupants at the local bar rally around their cause.

Creator Paul Abbott based much of the show on his own experiences growing up in a housing estate. Although it seems considerably quirkier than one might expect estate living to be, it still rings with the authenticity of hard-lived experience. "Shameless" combines humor, drama and satire with a deftness that few American shows have been able to master, and it's written and acted with such warmth and tenderness that its tough subject matter rarely descends into pathos.

With our money woes worsening, it's tragic that more seasons of "Shameless" aren't available on DVD. Here's hoping more make their way stateside -- and fast: I can't imagine a family I'd rather spend my recession with.

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The thinking man's action hero

Using paper clips, chewing gum, chocolate and down-home ingenuity, MacGyver always saved the day. Let's bring him back -- and give him a girl!

It isn't necessary to explain how, in the pilot episode of "MacGyver," our mulleted, Midwestern hero gets himself trapped inside a top-secret research bunker overflowing with sulfuric acid. Suffice it to say, he needs to find a way out, and probably soon (because government agents are fixing to fire a missile at the bunker to prevent the acid from spilling into a nearby aquifer). Plus, he has to save the people he has found inside (among them a gun-wielding climate scientist who wants destroy the bunker in an effort to set back research into an ozone-layer-ruining weapon of mass destruction). Fortunately, MacGyver has a few chocolate bars, a scrap of sodium metal, a cold capsule, a pair of binoculars and cigarettes.

He uses the chocolate to plug up the leaking tank of acid -- sulfuric acid reacts with sugar to form a kind of glue. The sodium, scraped into the shell of the cold capsule and splashed into a sealed bottle of water, makes for a handy time-delay bomb, which proves useful for blowing through a wall that blocks the group's escape. The smoke from the cigarettes illuminates the bunker's laser-beam security system that he has to get through to move through the bunker (no secret underground research lab is complete without lasers); MacGyver uses the binocular lens to aim the laser at its own control unit, shutting down the security system.

But how does he get out of the bunker? Oh, that's the easy part: MacGyver finds a switch that controls the lights in an above-ground control tower. He flashes the lights on and off to send an SOS message in Morse code. The guys in the tower, realizing Mac's in the bunker, alive, call off the missile -- and for the first of 139 times during the show's seven-year run from 1985 to 1992, MacGyver saves the day.

This first episode is nearly perfect. It neatly telegraphs MacGyver's soul: A laid-back fellow oozing can-do heartland ingenuity, MacGyver is handsome but dorky, charming but self-effacing, a friend to orphans and children with disabilities, tolerant of people from foreign lands, and though he has every opportunity for indiscretion, he's always a gentleman around women. MacGyver, played by the affable Richard Dean Anderson, works as a secret agent for a vaguely defined defense contractor whose intentions are always of the best sort. His gigs are of the usual action-hero variety -- find stolen missiles, escape assassins, rescue civilians, humiliate dictators. But his near chastity, along with his staunch opposition to guns and capacity to solve every problem through the judicious application of chemistry and physics, sets him apart from other action stars. MacGyver is the thinking man's hero.

Though, actually, when you go back to watch his adventures two decades after they first aired, you discover Mac's target audience probably consisted mainly of boys, not men. I started watching the 139-episode DVD boxed set a few weeks ago, shortly after gadget blogs gleefully reported that Lee David Zlotoff, the series' creator, said he was thinking of making a "MacGyver" movie. This jogged in me memories of boyhood, especially of how, after watching each MacGyver trick, I'd feel a bit invincible: I was small, but I was clever. Like MacGyver, I could take them.

But to adult eyes "MacGyver" is often too goofy by half. It's not just that his tricks are improbable. At times -- like when he interprets a deaf friend's dreams to find clues to an impending missile theft -- they seem to violate the show's premise, that science beats brawn. In these instances, MacGyver doesn't use science; he uses magic.

Then there are the children he befriends and the liberal orthodoxies he defends -- tendencies that bump the show's preachiness dial. Mac's always popping up in foreign countries -- Afghanistan, Myanmar -- and running into kids and peasants who are oppressed by unsmiling overlords. In just about every second episode, he's teaching kids about the dangers of guns, a position that, we learn in one episode, he came to as a boy, when a friend of his was killed by a gun. The antigun thing is a little specious, though: MacGyver's got nothing but nothing but love for explosives, painful booby traps, fire extinguishers rigged up as projectiles, and enormous boulders that he sets up to fall on villains. The real reason he doesn't use guns is obvious -- he'd be able to shoot his way out of most traps, and that would be too easy.

I don't mean to get down on "MacGyver." There's something in its flaws worthy of re-viewing, a particular moment in America preserved on TV. MacGyver is meant to exemplify a certain noble strain of American power. He doesn't take the easy way out, and when in a jam, he uses what he finds around him to ingenious effect. If you strain you see a greater American story here too -- that his ingenuity is frequently too good to be true, and leads to pat, uncomplicated endings that call for no greater reflection.

There's also something striking about "MacGyver's" moment in TV. Watch this show as a yardstick to measure how far we've come. Even the simplest dramas today -- I'm looking at you, "CSI" -- are complex and multilayered next to "MacGyver," which underlines and explains everything, gums up all dialogue with exposition and introduces new, throwaway characters in each episode. There's much hand-holding here: Even in foreign countries, everyone speaks English, every villain is one-dimensionally evil, and every tender moment is helped along by a swelling score.

But that's why I hope someone makes a "MacGyver" movie. Mac needs a makeover. Lift him up to big-budget action standards -- give him a story line that can span a couple of hours; give him a girl to love, but who may also cross him; give him a more complex mission (maybe to find out who's putting all the salmonella in our salads?); and give the whole package fast, Paul Greengrass-style editing. Also, make sure one of his crazy solutions involves Mentos -- people online go crazy for tricks with Mentos. Do all that and we might yet have a lasting American hero.

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Good night and good TV

"The Newsroom" does for the talking heads what "The Office" does for cubicle dwellers -- and may be the funniest TV show ever made about the news business.

High-profile anchor firings, "terrorist fist bumps," late-night Central Park meth busts: You'd think that a TV show set in a newsroom would write itself. But American television has been strangely lacking in scripted shows about the nightly news. Thank goodness for Canada, because in the mid-'90s and the early part of this decade, the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. aired "The Newsroom," probably the best and funniest television show ever made about the news business -- and the perfect highbrow satirical payback for people who are tired of listening to Fox News talking heads.

"The Newsroom" ran for three seasons, garnering critical acclaim (including an International Emmy for best comedy series), a small but loyal following north of the border, and a re-airing on PBS. It's not entirely surprising that the show didn't find a larger audience; when it first aired in 1996, it was, in many ways, ahead of its time. Long before "The Office" gained fame for its use of hand-held cameras, prolonged awkward silences and horrendously painful humor, "The Newsroom" employed the same strategy to skewer the racism and sexism of the male-dominated workplace, applied it to television news, and took on much meatier targets.

"The Newsroom" centers on a news director named George Findlay (played by the show's creator, Ken Finkleman) and his co-workers at a chronically underfunded public broadcaster in Toronto. Findlay is venal, narcissistic and manipulative -- a malignant variation on Ricky Gervais' boss-from-hell -- and he oversees a staff of producers, anchors, writers and interns who are all more concerned with preserving their jobs than actually doing them. In each episode, Findlay's petty concerns lead to a series of unfortunate events that impinge on his show's production. (The show's fictional news network is a thinly veiled version of the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. -- a ballsy move given that its characters spend much of their time dodging budget cuts and complaining about their corporate bosses.)

The show's other principal character is a bumbling and moronic news anchor named Jim Walcott (played by the brilliant Peter Keleghan), who, like Findlay, is both self-absorbed and utterly incompetent. He manages to screw up his interviews by bungling facts or making ill-advised jokes about toilet paper. When the show runs a sting operation on street prostitution, the station's cameras catch Walcott soliciting sex in his car, and when a documentary crew interviews him about his perspective on the news, he tells them an anecdote about cow-tipping. He's the show's most over-the-top character, but Keleghan's performance -- playing him as a deeply insecure man whose constant yearning for attention sabotages his every move -- keeps him from slipping into caricature, and creates a newsman that, for all his excesses, seems as believable as any cable news anchor.

Most of the show's remaining cast is an equally unsympathetic lot. In the first season, it includes a homophobic weatherman (David Huband), a slimy young executive hawking "fresh ideas" (Elisa Moolecherry) and a duo of self-serving producers (played by Jeremy Hotz and Mark Farrell) who go along with Findlay's editorial decisions primarily to save their own skins. The first episode's opening scene includes a memorable exchange between Findlay and the producers, as they figure out how to incorporate a local angle and a piranha reference ("it's higher concept") into a story script about a train derailment in Africa. In one of the show's running gags, despite his program being local, Findlay always prioritizes exotic foreign disasters over regional ones. Later seasons introduce a host of new characters, including Matt (Matt Watts), another sycophantic producer, and Allen (Douglas Bell), a hypochondriac writer. Finkleman also manages to snag an impressive roster of guest stars, including Naomi Klein, Noam Chomsky and David Cronenberg, who all play themselves.

What's initially most shocking about "The Newsroom" is the breathtaking level of pessimism it brings to the news business. Most characters' decisions are based on transparent prejudice, and their primary concern is salesmanship, not content. Given that Canadian news doesn't have the excesses of Fox or even CNN, "The Newsroom's" satire packs a surprising punch. In the show's second episode, for example, two talent agents pitch a black news anchor named Monique to Findlay as a co-host: "She doesn't have an in-your-face ethnicity," one says. "Seventy-four percent of her audience in Saskatoon thought she was white. It's a very subtle ethnicity," adds the other. "An almost subliminal ethnicity."

When Findlay finally chooses his new female co-anchor, a manipulative blonde from Alberta who cries on command ("like in 'Network News' ... but it works") she sums up her (and the show's) perspective on the news as follows: "News is presenting the story in such a way that a housewife in a kitchen peeling potatoes for dinner will suddenly stop and listen -- and think my god 300 people were burned alive in the Bangkok fire! Thank goodness I wasn't one of them!."

Finkleman's lines rattle off characters' tongue with a brittle intelligence and at a brisk pace that rarely feels forced. (Before creating "The Newsroom," Finkleman wrote schlocky Hollywood sequels like "Grease II," "Airplane II" and, most bizarrely, the Madonna vehicle "Who's That Girl.") While the show lacks an overarching story line, each episode builds upon its own absurdities, as misunderstandings and miscalculations grow, and by the end of each one its multiple strands come together for a sublime Seinfeldian climax.

In a typically dense episode, for example, Findlay assigns Audrey the intern (Tanya Allen) to change the newsroom's phone number so that he can avoid talking to his mother, while, in a separate plotline, he schemes to hire a sexy but dumb new researcher to do his menial chores. When he becomes caught up in a racial discrimination lawsuit -- having refused to hire an overqualified black lesbian job candidate over a blond ski bunny -- he is forced to hire both. Drama and a lesbian romance ensue, and when Audrey finally manages to change the number (by claiming that Jim Walcott is receiving death threats) the ski bunny promptly undoes her work by volunteering the number to random callers. By that point, Walcott has begun wearing bulletproof vests.

The show's first and second season were separated by a seven-year hiatus, so the show has a somewhat inconsistent visual style, but the bitter tone remains throughout -- and all three seasons (along with a special episode called "Escape From the Newsroom") are available on DVD. So the next time a news anchor blurts out something racist, or sexist, or punches a cop, you know where to turn. "The Newsroom" may not renew your faith in the news business, but it may renew your belief that smart, eloquent scripted satire deserves its place on television.

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City kids

Brazilian TV series "City of Men" explores the hardships of growing up among guns and gangsters in Rio's slums.

The unanticipated international success of "City of God," Fernando Meirelles' stunning, ultraviolent 2002 film about life in the slums of Rio de Janeiro, was received with ambivalence in Meirelles' native Brazil. Despite the critical acclaim, record revenues and Oscar recognition, detractors argued that by focusing on Rio's gangsters and drug abusers, Meirelles had reinforced middle-class stereotypes of the poor.

In "City of Men," a televised miniseries that ran in Brazil from October 2002 until December 2005 and is now available on DVD, Meirelles and his collaborators add dimension to "City of God's" gory view of Rio's other half, depicting domestic life in the favelas -- shantytowns cobbled together from concrete, corrugated tin and cinder blocks by their poor inhabitants. Whereas "City of God" followed its characters through the '60s, '70s and '80s, "City of Men" looks at contemporary life. Preserving the gritty, neorealist aspects of Meirelles' film, the TV series offers glimpses into the homes, schools and shops where daily life in the favelas unfolds.

The series revolves around two fatherless teenage boys, Acerola and Laranjinha (played by Douglas Silva and Darlan Cunha, who portrayed "City of God's" urchins from hell Li'l Dice and Steak and Fries) as they cope with the overlapping tyrannies of poverty, violence, adolescence and their virginity. (And for these boys, virginity surely is tyrannical, concerning them far more than their local drug lords.) Watching these charming, vulnerable kids grow up in such a damaging environment is painful. "City of Men" is not the bloodbath that "City of God" is, but there are plenty of gangsters and pistols pressed to craniums. Shown as a banal aspect of life in the slums, these scenes of favela justice become all the more chilling.

The series moves at a brisk pace, beginning, innocently enough, with Laranjinha and Acerola, both 13, worrying about how they're going to come up with the money for a school field trip. By the end of the series, the boys are 17 and struggling to support themselves and their families by finding a place in Rio's legal economy. Their yen for cool new sneakers, however, remains constant.

Shot on location in a hillside favela on the fringes of Rio de Janeiro, "City of Men" paints a striking picture of the characters' surroundings. And because the show employs untrained favela dwellers as actors -- Cunha and Silva included -- and exposes the illicit inner workings of an urban society, it has been compared to "The Wire." Then again, the story lines run more along the lines of classic coming-of-age sitcoms, with episodes on shoplifting and bullies.

But in many ways, "City of Men" is unlike anything in American television. At times, its story lines dissolve into documentary, testimonial and public service announcements, as if the problems faced by Brazilian youth are too urgent to stick to a fictional narrative. In a jarring scene in the first episode, Acerola, Laranjinha and their friends crowd around a television to watch themselves -- or, rather, the actors who play the characters -- describe the horrors that they have witnessed growing up in the favelas. A later episode in which Acerola impregnates his first girlfriend closes with sobering statistics on Brazil's teen pregnancy rate.

For the film version of "City of Men," released in February, director Paulo Morelli introduced the characters from the series with montages and flashbacks. But watching the series itself, you really get to know them. And these kids are worth getting to know.

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Legal appeal

Long before there was "Law and Order," a TV criminal defense attorney named Perry Mason brought high courtroom drama to the masses.

Journey, my children. Back to a time when Dick Wolf didn't have a 24-7 stranglehold on criminal-justice TV. Back to a time when God was on the side of the accused and not the accusers. A time when law and order was upheld not by a rotating cast of cops and prosecutors but by a single criminal defense attorney who made weekly mincemeat of the state's designated enforcers.

His name was Perry Mason, and he was the brainchild of a bad writer named Erle Stanley Gardner, whose titles read like 200-proof pulp: "The Case of the Negligent Nymph," "The Case of the Grinning Gorilla," "The Case of the Runaway Corpse." But the world of "Perry Mason," the hugely successful courtroom show that ran on CBS from 1957 to 1966, is an altogether orderly affair. In the opening sequences, we know that some person will prove so disagreeable that a large group of his acquaintances will practically fight each other over who gets to kill him. We know that, from this scroll of suspects, Perry Mason will agree to defend only the one with the most evidence against him. (Never mind that the client's explanations will run some gamut of the following: "We struggled ... Somehow the gun went off ... I must have blacked out.")

We know this, too. In the act of interrogating his final witness, Perry Mason will raise his voice. A decibel or two, no more, but enough to send a seismic tremor through the courtroom that drives the real murderer to his feet, shouting his guilt like a whore in a revival meeting.

Mistrial? No, you fool! Another win for Perry Mason.

The episodes chosen for the 50th anniversary DVD release boast early appearances by star-hatchlings like Robert Redford, Burt Reynolds and Ryan O'Neal, as well as a bizarre guest-lawyer performance by Bette Davis at her herky-jerkiest. But the shows themselves are still the attraction. Watching them, you may be surprised at how gore-free they are -- virtually every murder takes place off-screen -- and how unafraid the writers were of boring us with complicated points of law. But there's a larger and subtler surprise: A show conceived in the Eisenhower era is, for all intents and purposes, a harbinger of 1960s counterculture, the kind of anti-law enforcement, pro-Bill of Rights template that Abbie Hoffman might have scripted.

Note first the story arc of every script, which encourages us to rejoice not in the unmasking of the murderer (who is sometimes sympathetic) but in the vindication of the prime suspect (who is always sympathetic). Note, too, that the show's least appealing characters are the oily police lieutenant (former Mercury Theatre actor Ray Collins) and the pit-Chihuahua district attorney (William Talman) who, given how often Mason dines on him, is aptly named Hamilton Burger.

In real life, a prosecutor with Burger's dismal track record would have long ago been sent down to domestic or traffic court. In television's cruel Sisyphean ritual, Burger is forced to enact the same trajectory of humiliation week after week, beginning always in hope, finishing on a pyre of despair. By the time Perry has staged his final coup de justice, the bleary-eyed Burger can no longer muster the gumption for a single objection. He's riding a brief to nowhere.

By default, then, our competitive allegiances tilt toward the defense team, which includes tireless non-union gumshoe Paul Drake (William Hopper, son of Hedda) and attractively levelheaded secretary Della Street (Barbara Hale), who, in a nod to progressiveness, gets to address her boss by his first name.

And then there's Perry himself, who is neither heroic nor anti-heroic but simply ... well, what, exactly? Before he landed this sinecure, Raymond Burr was best known to moviegoers as a heavy: the wife-killer in Hitchcock's "Rear Window" and, ironically, the melodramatic D.A. who sends Montgomery Clift to death row in "A Place in the Sun." Nothing about Burr's middle-linebacker build implies white-collar finesse. Nothing in his demeanor suggests he'd care to see Della in something other than office wear. One can only conclude that the "Perry Mason" producers took their cue from the recesses in Burr's handsome, sad eyes. They wanted their star to be, at some level, unknowable.

Little did they know how unknowable he was. According to a new biography by Michael Seth Starr, Burr went to extraordinary lengths to conceal his gay life, inventing not just girlfriends but dead wives and children. He built his whole world around secrets, and far from hobbling him as an actor, these secrets trained him to play someone who kept his own counsel. In virtually every "Perry Mason" episode, there comes a point where a witness's unexpected response causes Mason to stop and smile softly to himself -- a moment of private resonance, in which an inner life briefly flashes out. Is it Perry Mason's or Raymond Burr's? Hard to say, but the man we're watching on that screen knows both the virtue and the cost of silence.

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