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By Tracy Quan

July 15, 1999 | Tuesday night, July 6

Dear Diary,

Today I was the very model of efficiency. I don't mind letting Morty go twice because he sees me every week, but his second orgasm is never as easy as the first. When I have a busy schedule, it can be quite nerve-racking: I have to compress our leisurely chat, his two orgasms and my one into a period of less than two hours -- without making him feel rushed. Had I never developed the habit of coming with Morty, doing him would be much easier and wouldn't take as long. On busy days, this occurs to me.

Do I really need to come with Morty? Well, it's more trouble not to. He's just so eager to please. If I thought I could discourage him, I would. But following the example of the Serenity Prayer, I know what's within my power and what's not! So I always time my orgasm carefully. If I come at the beginning of the session, my nerve endings will be too sensitive during the second half. No matter how good a client is in bed, I don't like to be manhandled after I come -- my breasts are especially tender after an orgasm.

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I've practically got Morty down to a science. Holding out until the intermission gives me something to look forward to, and gives him something to do while he's getting revved up for more. Just-in-time production!

Some girls think it's awful to come with a client -- but isn't there's something rather déclassé about never coming with a john? It's like being one of those union employees who won't move a sheet of paper from one side of the desk to the other if it's not in their contract. What a dreary way to work!

Wednesday, July 7

Most embarrassing incident today at Duane Reade. I ran into the appropriately named Randy -- that bald teenager from the health club. Unfortunately, I was standing there with two boxes of Ramses Lubricated and one box of Trojan Extra Large in my shopping basket. I'm sure he noticed that I was buying two different sizes. Not wanting to attract attention to my situation, I just kept chattering. But he was staring into my shopping basket while the owner of a stroller in front of me took a year and a day to talk her child through some insane parental travelogue -- "First we'll take these things home, and then we'll go to the park for your play date with Kyle. Then we'll ..."

The kid looked way too old to be sitting in a stroller -- what is that about? Lately, I see a lot of 4-year-olds sitting in strollers. (Last week, I saw a German shepherd in a stroller at the corner of First and 79th. But that tired old creature looked like he had lived a long, arduous existence -- perhaps he needed the break.) In the 'burbs they have road rage -- on the Upper East Side, stroller madness. Pedestrians are at the mercy of cavalier moms arrogantly directing their Perego strollers wherever ... Chariots of the Tots!

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