Cindy Harvey
FIRST RUNNER UP: WINNER OF A $50
GIFT CERTIFICATE TO BORDERS BOOKS & MUSIC

Cindy Harvey's post-birthing experience was anything but sweet. Her daughter ran a 104-degree fever, her newborn had a fountain of vomit pouring out of her mouth and her husband had the best timing, deciding to go out of town in the midst of all of this. We hope what happened in "Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms and all over the house, too," does not happen to you, even if you do win a $50 gift certificate as compensation for all your suffering.

Drama Queen for a Day + Dianne Lake + Christina Myers + Cindy Harvey