Arlene Green
WINNER OF A $100 GIFT CERTIFICATE FROM BORDERS BOOKS & MUSIC

So OK, the ex was trying to smear Arlene Green's name around town -- spreading rumors that Green had a lesbian affair when she had not. But that was as far as she went. In "An affair to not remember," Green did better -- she turned in her husband's first wife for getting welfare under false pretenses, an action that left her broke and almost behind bars.

The Queen's acceptance speech

Drama Queen for a Day + Marilynn Bachmayer + Arlene Green + X. McClure