X. McClure
FIRST RUNNER-UP: WINNER OF A $50 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO BORDERS BOOKS AND MUSIC

X. McClure's joke was distasteful to say the least -- her hapless younger cousin can vouch for that. In "Cat poop is the special ingredient behind any fudge recipe," she passed off kitten poo as fudge and made her cousin eat it -- a budding chef whose family to this day watches her very, very carefully in the kitchen.
SALON | May 20, 1998

Drama Queen for a Day + Marilynn Bachmayer + Arlene Green + X. McClure