Ms. Jennifer Foote Sweeney,
editor of Mothers Who Think,
And Ms. Amy Benfer,
associate editor of Mothers Who Think,
request the honour of your submissions
for an interactive event titled "Is This Marriage Doomed?"
Graciously send your letters, detailing a horrific marriage
(it can be yours) to badmarriage@salon.com by Tuesday,
the ninth of November, nineteen hundred ninety-nine.

The worst of these scenarios shall be printed
on Monday, the fifteenth of November,
nineteen hundred ninety-nine,
when we will request the honour of your ideas,
via submission, for saving said marriage.
The best advice for the worst marriage
will be respectfully published
in Mothers Who Think on Monday,
the twenty-first of November,
nineteen hundred ninety-nine.