• NO PLANTS ON THE POTTY

If your relationship revolves around "our" friends and you seem to have few you can call your own, then you may need to bring a tank of goldfish into the Thunder area.

If Thunder happens to coincide with your loo or bathroom, hang seaweed around your bathroom mirror, but make sure you don't have any plants standing on top of the cistern.

-- From "Feng Shui for Lovers: How to Create Harmony and Energy in the Space of Your Heart and Home" by Sarah Bartlett (Kodanska International, 1999).