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Steal this leak!
By Cynthia Cotts
In a rare First Amendment victory for the press, a D.C. court says reporters can use purloined information
(08/07/98)

If elected, I promise more girlie shows at the state fair!
By Peter Kurth
Ridiculous joke or subversive political statement? The media -- and the public -- can't decide how to treat 79-year-old farmer Fred Tuttle's bizarre campaign for the Senate
(08/06/98)

The autocrat of the coffee table
By James Poniewozik
TV Guide, America's favorite coaster, becomes history in spite of itself
(08/05/98)

Befriend and betray
By Tom McNichol
If journalists can't stab their sources in the back, what will fill the pages of our nation's great newspapers and magazines?
(07/31/98)

Lugging the guts into the next room
By Bruce Shapiro
Steven Spielberg's "Saving Private Ryan" has sparked talk the government tried to silence -- talk of the psychic wounds inflicted on World War II vets
(07/30/98)

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Wisely leading the pack in getting what he can out of his notoriety while the gettin's good is Matt Drudge. Anyone who says that new cable networks like Fox are pushing amateur public-access programming off the airwaves has obviously not seen Drudge's talk show. A hat in search of a television personality, Drudge has always been best at looking hard-boiled, and once you actually hear him fumble nervously through an interview the magic is gone. His modus operandi is to stammer out a question -- "Congressman Traficant, are you ... um ... what do you foresee for the next couple of ... ah ... months?" -- then smile triumphantly, as if he had just extemporized "J'Accuse," and lean back rakishly in the Sam Spadey office set that Fox has installed him in. You half expect him to knock back a swig of Jim Beam for effect.

Among the mouthpieces laying into Clinton on Drudge was Ann Coulter, the author of "High Crimes and Misdemeanors" and yet another hard-bodied soldier in the fembot army of young anti-Clintonites in miniskirts. Is the GOP cloning these women in a desert compound somewhere? You have to wonder if this isn't some sort of psychosexual torture intended to whip Clinton into a guilt-ridden state of libidinal mania -- every time he turns on the television, there's some foxy blond skirt wagging her finger, like some femme-fatale school principal out of Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" video. ("That's right, Ms. Ingraham ... Ah've been a baaad boy ... Ah must be punished ... Betty! Send me in another one of those interns!")

But let's hear it above all for Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein, the old-timers who made a spry, better-late-than-never effort to inject themselves into the Monica circuit, arguing for the superiority of the real scandal that they uncovered a quarter-century ago, while walking uphill through six feet of snow. The nation needs to wake up, the now-superseded reporters argued, before we run into a constitutional train wreck over a petty, irrelevant lie, a "moment of national madness." Which is all well and good for this rich and venerable pair to say. But if the media were to suddenly develop a sense of proportion about Zippergate, how would Michael Isikoff and the rest afford to move in next door to Woodward in Georgetown?

Mom is replacing the cab driver as the great local-color cliché of American journalism. Any chatterer with a mother living in the heartland now apparently believes he has a pipeline to the secret heart of America, and thus we're periodically treated to five seconds of homespun wisdom that Sonny Boy managed to speed-dial up in between the amuse-bouche and the appetizer. In USA Today, Des Moines Register editor Dennis Ryerson's mom is sick of Monica; here in Salon, Ned Stafford's mom, whom "the pulse of the real America flows through," calls Ken Starr a "foolish man." (If your mother happens also to drive a taxi, it's a better career head start than a Medill scholarship.)

But in times of crisis we all have our jobs: For those of us flying coach, that job is Keepin' it Real. Thus the cable networks put on their gas masks and sallied out into the streets for the vox populi over the weekend. A CNN news crew went to all the trouble of lugging camera equipment down several flights so as to halt Manhattan traffic interviewing riders on city buses. A poor MSNBC drudge drew the short straw and interviewed novelty T-shirted Weebles at a Wisconsin fair: "As much as I don't like being on television," one woman ventured, she was nonetheless willing to deliver herself of a three-minute screed on the president's morals.

But then her job was to be hesitant about appearing on television; that's part of Keepin' it Real, just like the caller to a Fox show who self-deprecatingly labeled herself as "a real American" -- i.e., one of those average schlemiels -- to establish Main Street cred. Who says the media condescends to us? We're well trained enough now to condescend to ourselves.

One of the most prominent winners in the scandal, MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann, has made a point of protesting his success lately, publicly stating that he's sick, sick of the relentless scandal hunt and recently crankily introducing "our usual long-running story." Nonetheless, Testimoniday commercials whipped up by MSNBC trumpeted, "He's covered this story like nobody else, and no one will bring you the president's testimony like Keith Olbermann."

Why the ambivalence? Olbermann knows full well that like all supernovas, this one will leave new stars in its wake; and he knows too that before January he was just a former ESPN sports jockey on the cable-news backwater where Soledad O'Brien of "The Site" used to interview a computer-animated cartoon. But that exposure can only go so far; since this scandal tends to dirty everyone who touches it (or at least leaves them a little, you know, sticky), a newsie who wants to profit from it must tactfully let us know that he feels just ghastly about the whole ruddy business, truly. Keith Olbermann can be remembered years hence as that guy who did all those Monica Lewinsky newscasts, or he can be remembered as that journalist who detested doing all those Lewinsky newscasts.

Or, of course, he could be remembered as the man who walked away from a high-profile prime-time slot rather than advance his career by pimping a story he putatively hates. And I could be remembered as the queen of freaking Egypt.

But it is not only the thick of hair and fat of Rolodex who have a financial stake in the Clinton investigation. Clinton's troubles, like everything else nowadays, are business news, and they have been linked repeatedly to the wild swings in the stock market. Here's how Carl Cannon of the National Journal summed up regular-folk sentiment, echoed throughout the weekend in polls and call-ins, in a National Public Radio interview: "The economy's never been better, the stock market's never been better. I'm working, my wife's working, my idiot brother-in-law who hasn't had a job in two years -- he's working. I got a new boat. I'm building onto the house. And you want to put all this in jeopardy over sex?"

As a member of the cultural elite I know this news is supposed to cheer me. But it's hard to get all misty over a mercantile, bean-counting nation wanting to hang onto its leader like a pair of lucky underwear. Back in those pioneering days of early February, when we realized the country was ready to absolve a president for fornication, a press corps of pâté-campagne-eating Rousseaus proclaimed a new Enlightenment in America. The Puritans are dead! Vive la France! But we're not tolerant. Nor are we intolerant. It's just that, if it doesn't affect our 401Ks, we don't give a crap.

We haven't become the French at all. We've become the Swiss.

The scene at the Newseum in Virginia Sunday night resembled purgatory five minutes after a Delta shuttle crash. Jeff Greenfield was hosting "a national town meeting" on CNN to discuss what to expect on Testimoniday and examine the role of the media, but the "town" that CNN assembled consisted entirely of a bleacherful of reporters and commentators answering questions from other reporters and commentators and, very occasionally, viewers. Jesse Jackson speculated on the first family's spiritual condition; Pat Buchanan reminisced about Watergate; Greta Van Susteren fixed her hair on camera.

In fact, CNN barely managed to get in an actual caller every half hour, a situation perhaps exacerbated by the fact that the network didn't even pony up for a toll-free number. And in a sense it was perhaps the most honest two hours of journalism we have seen in this entire saga. Why go through the charade of putting a town in the town meeting? The voice of the public would just be filtered through the people filling the bleachers here. Why not simply cut out the middleman?

Here was a Beltway pundit's Platonic Republic: an electorate stripped of both politicians and voters, leaving nothing but talking heads. Tomorrow, Clinton would admit to sex with Lewinsky, or he wouldn't; the country would turn on him, or it wouldn't. Like it mattered. In this chilly looking little forum, we had moved long beyond that: A presidential mea culpa was not merely a foregone conclusion, it was already over. This massive Time Warner chorus was ready to start pursuing the Next New Thing, to look ahead to November and January and beyond, and to do it in the company of the only people who really understood them. The media had become interviewer, subject and audience.

It was paradise.
SALON | Aug. 17, 1998