From Monday's surreal at-home interview of Barbra Streisand by Ellen DeGeneres:
Ellen: Do you surf? [pointing to the ocean outside the superstar's house]
Streisand: Who, me?
Ellen: Yes.
Streisand: I'm Jewish. And I'm from Brooklyn.
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