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• In the inexplicably popular world of wrestling, the WCW's No. 1-ranked grappler is Bill Goldberg, whose nom de ring is, remarkably, just Goldberg. He sports a startling physique and a gaudy record of 161-0 -- impressive even for a faux sport.

• Also dominant in the ring are two-time champion male boxer "Dangerous" Dana Rosenblatt and two-time champion female sweet-science sensation Jill Matthews. Rosenblatt fights with a Star of David on his trunks while Matthews, a rabbi's daughter-in-law, goes by the nickname the "Zion Lion."

• Hockey star Mathieu Schneider, a defenseman on the NHL's New York Rangers, was a key member of hockey Team USA when it captured the inaugural World Cup in 1996, and was captain of the New York Islanders in 1995-96.

• Just last week, tennis superstar Pete Sampras, following in the footsteps of Madeleine Albright, Hillary Clinton, Tom Stoppard and Harrison Ford, came out of the Jewish closet.

• Then just last Sunday, two things transpired to evoke shouts of "Mazel tov!" from Jewish sports fans. Aaron Feinberg captured the 1999 Aggressive Skaters Association Pro Tour World Championship (an X-Games style daredevil skating competition) and, for the first time ever, the Israeli men's soccer team advanced to the European Cup championship round of 16. And they're not even in Europe!

Why is this year unlike all other years? Is there a special prayer to say over the Gatorade?

"Becoming a professional -- a doctor or lawyer, not athlete -- was novel for Jews a generation or two ago because of the discrimination they faced," said a Jewish communal service professional who asked not to be identified. "That's why today you have so many Jews as professionals -- a totally disproportionate number, in fact. And now that things have normalized for American Jewry -- there are very few people who believe there is still career discrimination against Jews in America -- we have become like most other ethnic groups. So it is only natural that those who can or want to focus on sports will now do so. We're certainly not overrepresented in sports, but things do seem to be changing. And I can almost guarantee you that the parents of most of these modern Jewish athletes are professionals of one sort or another."

While that is difficult to confirm, it is true that Goldberg's father, Jed, is a retired gynecologist. Anyone parsing bitter-herb leaves in this phenomenon will learn one thing: Near-full assimilation of the Jewish community has clearly arrived. Though it's not nearly as alarming as Jewish intermarriage statistics, I imagine the Orthodox community would claim that there is a downside to the story, which is that tradition (observing holidays and the Sabbath, putting education before athletic achievement, not eschewing yeshivas for Seventh-Day Adventist high schools) is losing out to homogeneity. But how truly remarkable it is, in this age of high-profile hate crimes, to see wrestling fans in the heartland bearing placards of support for Goldberg, adorned with Stars of David. A generation ago, the Jewish idea of sports was memorizing stats.

Still curious about why things have evolved this way, I called -- who else? -- my Jewish grandmother, Alice, an 87-year-old macher born and bred in Brooklyn.

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Grandma, have you ever heard of Michael Jordan?

The name is familiar -- I see it in the newspaper. I think he plays basketball.

That's right. How about the Jewish Jordan?

What, the country?

Never mind. Anyway, Grandma, why are there so many more Jewish athletes now than at any other time?

Jews were a nomadic group -- we never had time to settle down and play other people's games. We never had time to absorb the culture and games of a particular area. We were always on the run so that they should not persecute us. We became a sporadic nation. We were glad that we were not being kidnapped and held for ransom.

And now this proliferation of Jews in sports?

(Something really off topic about Polish Cossacks and then something about how whales communicate.)

Grandma, the sports thing?

Jews started going away to college, and instead of being in their own shtetl, they were meeting different cultures, like the guy from Idaho who does the sports thing. They intertwined education with advancing themselves in practically everything. The taste of education led to higher realms and they went out of town and experienced other infrastructures.

You had me, then you lost me.

You meet different people and look how many years are involved in going to law school or medical school. You think, "I can make money right away in sports. If I'm going to college, should I put another four years into medical school, plus an internship and a residency?" The bottom line -- you need money. This is a shortcut.

Oh, I see. Do you like sports?

Not particularly. I can watch them, but I can turn them off easily. I don't need to see Moshe Pipik [Michael Jordan], or whatever his name is, trying to make a basket.

Any sport in particular you do like?

I like handball.

And why is that?

It was always a poor man's sport -- all you needed was a ball and a wall.

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When that Mendy's muralist remodels his wall to fit in the superstars of the next "millennium," maybe he can leave room for the unsung handball players from Brooklyn.
salon.com | Oct. 14, 1999

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