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2.
Queen Elizabeth and Princess Margaret were both produced by artificial insemination. Whose semen is not stated.

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3.
Prince Philip complained about the queen's sexual insatiability on their honeymoon.

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4.
Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, has had affairs with the actress Merle Oberon and lesser-known women.

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5.
In his day, Prince Philip was also well regarded in sophisticated European gay circles.

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6.
The late Lord Mountbatten's private secretary, John Barratt, labeled the royals "mean as cat's piss" for their parsimony with servants and staff retainers.

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7.
"Fergie," Duchess of York, was forced to seek treatment for amphetamine addiction and has snorted cocaine..

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8.
Diana's brother, the Earl of Spencer, once publicly said of his wife that he had been looking for someone to stick by him "through thick and thin," not someone who was thick and thin.

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9.
The notorious "Squidgy" tape, a recording of conversations between Princess Diana and her then-lover James Gilbey, contains a 10-minute sequence of a masturbatory nature.

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10.
The beloved Queen Mother is the illegitimate daughter of the Earl of Strathmore and a common serving wench on his estate.

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11.
In 1983, on tour in California as a guest of the Reagans, Prince Philip attacked his American Secret Serviceman chauffeur with a rolled-up newspaper because he wouldn't start the car fast enough.