Bunny LaFever looked like a dame with more curves and venom than Reggie Peeler's Land O' Snakes.

But she wasn't a real dame. She was a she-devil. That golden bush of hers was nothing but a welcome mat to hell.

But now I'm getting way ahead of myself. Bunny had a way of doing that to jerks like me. She twisted us inside out and turned our heads around so we couldn't think straight anymore.

So lemme begin at the beginning ...

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Carnies got a word for a crooked game operator like me. They call me "Flattie" cuz I'll flat-out rob you and make you like it.

My name's Randy Everhard and I've got a million ways to take your money. One of my personal favorites is the "hopper shot." It's tossing softballs into toilet seats, which you've seen on every midway in your life.

I could gaff the joint to make it impossible to win. But where's the fun in that? I work it so any chucklehead can win all night long.

Cuz once I've hooked a live one into thinking he can take me for a ride, that's when I nail him with the "build-up."

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