He might be a distraction for the team -- the Associated Press lead on the gamer for the Coyotes' 5-1 loss to the Dallas Stars Thursday night read, "The Phoenix Coyotes played like a team that was distracted."
Then again, distractions sometimes work out nicely. In the 2002 Olympics Gretzky intentionally drew attention to himself by lashing out at the U.S. media and fans following a lackluster early tie by Canada. As Gretzky had hoped, the Canadian players relaxed as the spotlight shifted to the boss, and they went on to win the gold medal.
This time, Gretzky might not mind the media glare moving away from controversial team members Todd Bertuzzi and Dany Heatley, painful as that glare figures to be for Gretzky. Bertuzzi was suspended for a year after breaking opponent Steve Moore's neck in an on-ice attack, and Heatley pleaded guilty to vehicular homicide charges following a 2003 car crash that killed teammate Dan Snyder.
So this time the crazy figure-skating judges will have their work cut out for them if they want to be at the center of the big scandal of the Games. I'm not saying my money's not on them -- perhaps a poor choice of metaphor -- just that they're going to have to bring their A-game.
And we haven't even talked about Canadian goalie Jose Theodore testing positive for hair tonic.
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Al Michaels traded for bunny [PERMALINK]
The other shoe dropped Thursday on the Sunday/Monday night football broadcasting story, and by telling you this on Friday, I've managed to get 57 percent of the way to mentioning all seven days of the week in the lead sentence of a column item, something I've always wanted to do, though I wouldn't cheat by just adding the missing days, Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday, for no good reason.
Disney let Michaels out of his contract to do football on ESPN and basketball on ABC so that he could join John Madden on Sunday nights at NBC. Disney, which owns ABC and ESPN, effectively worked out a blockbuster trade with NBC Universal.
It's the first trade of a broadcaster since the Atlanta Crackers sent Ernie Harwell to the Brooklyn Dodgers for Montreal Royals catcher Cliff Dapper in 1948.
The Peacock gets Michaels, and the Mouse gets a little more than a minor-league catcher -- though to be fair, Dapper also became the Crackers' manager.
ESPN will be able to rebroadcast NBC's Friday coverage of the Ryder Cup golf tournament in 2008, 2010, 2012 and 2014, and will have wider rights to air Olympics highlights from now through 2012, as well as highlights of NBC properties such as the Kentucky Derby and Notre Dame football. Also, NBC will air a promo for ESPN's "Monday Night Football" during its "Sunday Night Football" broadcast through 2011.
But the real player to be named later was Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
The cartoon bunny was Walt Disney's biggest success to date in 1927, following a series of mixed live-action and animated shorts based on "Alice in Wonderland."
Disney and partner Ub Iwerks created 26 shorts featuring Oswald for Universal in 1927. The pair left the studio acrimoniously in '28, and set up shop with a new character, Mickey Mouse, who could best be described as Oswald the Lucky Rabbit with round ears instead of long ones.
As part of the Michaels deal, the Disney company gets the rights to those 26 shorts, though not the later Oswald cartoons Universal continued to make after 1928.
So do you realize what this means? If Al Michaels had jumped to NBC in 1927 instead of 2006, you'd be sitting around at your job thinking, "How do I get out of this Oswald the Lucky Rabbit outfit?"
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