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May 6, 2000 | What are the engineers saying? Proceed with caution? You are not to be trusted? We know not what we do? Whether you find such messages reassuring or annoying, they're an established form of punctuation in our workflow. Nagware: Can't compute without it. But what of the rest of our lives? In this Challenge, we asked readers to propose reminders for the rest of our lives. Are you sure you want to read further ...? THE WINNER WARNING: Exiting womb. Are you sure you want to proceed?
HONORABLE MENTIONS Warning: This action cannot be undone
(on Alan Greenspan's machine)
Are you sure you can pull out in time?
Are you sure that the voices inside my head aren't telling me what to do?
You have driven over an odd number of curbs. Do you really want to stop now?
Are you sure you want to play Global Thermonuclear War? Wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess?
Are you sure you want to break up company Microsoft?
Are you sure you want to go on the Jerry Springer show?
Are you sure you want to vote for someone who reminds you of his father's vice president?
Remember the last time?
Are you sure you want to get out of bed today?
Are you sure you want that promotion?
This computer virus alert is an obvious hoax. Forward it to everyone you know anyway?
Are you sure you turned the stove off? Hadn't you better go back and check? So you'll be late -- you shouldn't set foot in that germ-infested movie theater anyway.
Are you sure you want to buy stock in a company with no earnings?
Are you sure you want to keep answering these annoying dialog-box messages?
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