A sub-continental Gregorian chant, with a dash of street-corner doo-wop?
The most deranged public service announcement preaching birth control ever concocted?
A downloadable ringtone featuring only the word "condom," repeated in various intonations with great glee?
All of the above?
Yes.
That is all.
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Onward Christian Soldiers
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