21st Challenge No. 26 results

The ultimate high-tech résumé

The CEO talent pool gets thinner and thinner with every passing launch of a new Internet start-up company. In this challenge, we thought we could create the ultimate candidate by compiling your most fanciful accomplishments into one killer risumi. Yet even our E pluribus unum strategy came up short. Contributions were sparse.

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You want creativity? You got it! My last global launch was completed in seven days (excluding Sunday) and I knew it was good, even if I said so Myself. I also implemented Project Ark, a major drought relief scheme, and masterminded several profitable plagues for a Middle Eastern pharmaceutical conglomerate.

--Robin O'Connor

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