What if the Romney sons were a boy band?

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 19:36:00 +0000

With their G-rated appeal, strong-jaws, and an unconditional willingness to sing their father's praises, the five Romney sons have all the makings of a boy band. Let's get to it!

Tagg, 42- The lost soul
Once as a wayward teenager, Tagg Romney called his dad a nerd. He also skipped church, and later was forced to scrub boats as punishment for other mini-rebellions. Tagg has since learned from his messed-up ways, and models himself after his old man, telling the New York Times, "If I could be half the man my dad is, I would be very happy."

Matt, 40- The needy one
Matt Romney learned at a young age that if you want attention from your family, you need to be withholding. He told ABC that he liked to disappear for short periods of time and "just be outside hiding in a bush watching TV, hoping that everyone was just, you know, missing me." As one can tell from his bro-neric music tastes -- Bob Marley, Led Zeppelin and Coldplay -- the man just wants to be liked.

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What if the Romney sons were a boy band?