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Robin Williams stinks (maybe); the WNBA doesn't need The Dunk; attack ads and the First Amendment.

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When good actors go bad


BY STEPHANIE ZACHAREK

(09/03/99)

Stephanie Zacharek is on the money about the dilution of Robin Williams’
movie performances. Maybe not surprisingly, his best performances are on the
talk-show circuit, embarrassing Leno and Letterman by pushing the network
censors, daring them to cut away from his endless masturbation gestures and
references. Why do those instances work and his recent movies falter?
Audiences. Give him a crowd to play to and he’s Jackson Pollack. Give him a
camera and he’s Anne Geddes.

There are two performances that illustrate his range, and I wish Zacharek had
made mention of them. In “Awakenings” he was at his best, restrained and
motivated, recreating Dr. Oliver Sacks. He had an actor of note to work
with (Robert De Niro) and he rose to the challenge, all but eliminating the
obligatory ad-libbed one-liner.

But put him with Spielberg and a legion of kids on a big toy-strewn
soundstage, as in “Hook,” and he becomes a leotard-garbed Peter Pan, all
dimples and squinty blue eyes and saccharine glee. Since that film, he’s
lost his footing and relied on the easy sympathy of children to buoy his
characters.

I used to be a huge Williams fan, wincing from the pain in my ribs during
his HBO specials. It’s a much stronger wince these days.

– Gregory Dickens

So having a moral to a film and giving people something to think about
is a bad thing? So we should just stick to the movies that are purely
comical and don’t add a drop of value to our lives? Give me a break.
Robin Williams is a comic genius. He’s an excellent actor, and extremely
fun to watch. I especially enjoyed “Patch Adams” because it was more
than just a comedy. It had a point to it, a message; it said
something about life that someone as cynical as yourself completely
missed. There’s nothing wrong with an actor trying to do that. Perhaps
you should have interviewed Williams himself.

– Kevin D. Hendricks

What a shame that Robin Williams has come to this. Zacharek didn’t mention the movie that most breaks my heart when I consider the actor Williams could have become — “The World According to Garp.” It is an imaginative and brave performance, one any actor could be proud of. The scenes between Garp and his wife (Mary Beth Hurt) following the accident that kills their son are saturated with pain, loathing and, amazingly, a fierce and wounding love for one another that you feel they would tear forcefully from their bodies rather than express. There’s only one brief instance where Williams injects his own stand-up routine into the script — the lowest stand-up-to-acting ratio of any of his film performances, except perhaps “Moscow on the Hudson.”

Williams has gone the way of so many Hollywood actors: The more audiences love you, the better the projects you get to do, the more lovable your projects, the faster audiences tire of being asked to love you. Who could have guessed Williams would become the thinking man’s Jim Varney?

– Victoria Herd

Pasadena, Calif.

While I concur that Robin Williams has become an irritating and utterly
predictable screen commodity, I don’t think it takes
hundreds of words of analysis and reflection to get
to the root cause of this lamentable sea change.
The period of Robin Williams’ comic
genius coincides with what one might call
“Robin Williams’ classic cocaine period,” much
as Bob Dylan’s “Blonde on Blonde” represents
the epitome of “Dylan’s classic methadrine period.”

What we are left with after these sorts of individuals
decide to save their own lives at the expense of
our entertainment is a “clean and sober
sensibility,” with all the touchy-feely emoting that
travels along with it. If we want stimulating art, we need stimulated artists.

– Gerard Van der Leun

New York

Stephanie Zacharek is a cynical hack. Robin Williams is a gifted actor who has made a
wonderful assortment of comedies, dramas and even a musical, and anyone who
didn’t at least enjoy “Popeye” is so bitterly constipated that a trip to the
ER is certainty in order. It was a movie about a
cartoon sailor who eats spinach and can’t talk intelligibly; it wasn’t “The
Last Temptation of Christ”!

And Zacharek entirely missed “Seize the Day,” the movie of Saul
Bellow’s novel where Williams plays a character every bit as tragic and desperate
as anyone you will ever see on stage or screen. So what if, right now, he happens to be playing decent, tenderhearted roles? Williams has a body of work which is as varied and colorful as anyone
in Hollywood. Let him make movies which warm people’s hearts — those
that still have them, that is.

– Dan Bishto


Slam it, baby!


BY JULIAN RUBINSTEIN

(09/03/99)

Silly me. You mean I’ve been watching WNBA games all this time,
yelling and cheering at the TV and enjoying the athleticism and
power and grace of the sport, and all this time I’ve actually
been missing out on some magic, mystical athletic exclamation
point called The Dunk?

Ask me if I care. The only reason men are bringing this up is
because the mere idea of women playing as hard and as exciting a
game as men, and doing as good a job, scares the pants off
them. Too many men — and too many sportswriters
– define their whole selves, all of their masculinity, by the
fact that they can do something women can’t. It’s a totally
reactive, negative definition of manhood.

Over the years, there have been a long line of things that women
have not been allowed or thought capable enough to do: voting, holding
public office, flying fighter jets, being astronauts, making money,
playing sports. And in all cases, men have clamored that
the fact that Women Can’t Do It and Men Can is what makes them men.

And over time, as women have rightfully expanded ourselves into
any sphere of life that we feel qualified to inhabit, the men have
been having conniption fits, and clinging to thinner and thinner
straws to convince themselves that they’re still men. OK, so
women can vote — but they still can’t hold public office! Well,
OK, they’re holding public office now — what else can we bring
up? Women can’t play sports! OK, maybe tennis — but
basketball and hockey and soccer are too physical, women can’t do
that! Well . . . um, so OK, they’re doing it now . . . but
they can’t slam dunk! And when we start doing that — if we even
care about it enough to, soon the real issue will be brought
up: “Well, OK, they can play physical sports and slam dunk — but
they don’t have penises, so there!” Get over it, guys.

Men need to stop acting as if every time we expand our sphere of
activity, we crowd them into the damned margins. Nobody’s
crowding them out — except their own weird little misconceptions.

– Janis Cortese

San Diego

Julian Rubinstein’s article on dunking in the WNBA (or the lack thereof)
too readily associates a dislike of women’s basketball with an
anti-feminist, macho perspective.

People who dislike the WNBA probably do so because it’s boring, and not
just because it lacks dunking. It’s slower and less dynamic than the
men’s game, it’s lower scoring and, worst of all, the games are more often than not 20-point
blowouts. Rubinstein, however, blames the inability of male
sportswriters to properly value the complexities of the
women’s game for the lack of respect for the WNBA. He is
so concerned with condemning what he calls the “alpha-male” attitude to
women’s basketball that he can say with a straight face that the
“essence [of the WNBA style of play], rooted in passing and defense, is
a world away from the show-offy men’s game.” It’s as if the six-time
champion Chicago Bulls, whose game was firmly rooted in a suffocating
defense and the trademark triangle offense with its emphasis upon crisp
ball movement, never existed. His comments might be valid for the
Western Conference of the NBA with its old-style defense, but certainly
not for the league as a whole.

Rubinstein is correct to condemn the sexist and ignorant attitudes he
attributes to male sportswriters. What his article lacks is an
understanding that it is possible to disagree with these writers without
making the WNBA look like something it’s not. Women
have every right to play basketball, but you don’t have to be a Promise
Keeper to not like the way they play.

– Pete Blackwell

New York

Frankly, I had little idea of
the male sports media’s fixation on the issue — and how wonderful that I
don’t have to care. Hey, you sports guys are a riot, thinking your
opinions on the women’s game actually still have any weight in this
universe!

Tune in any WNBA game and look at all the male fans in the
crowd. (I find this only slightly less wonderful than the joy of having
a women’s pro league at all, let alone one with such overall quality and
watchability.) At our Mystics games in D.C., the crowd is usually at
least one-third men — some with little boys sporting a Chamique
Holdsclaw jersey. Could the dunking “controversy,” against this larger, historic
phenomenon, be but another instance of the common folk being more clued in than the media?

– Susan Sharp

Takoma Park, Md.

Shame on these male sportswriters. These men who complain
about the lack of dunking in the WNBA are the very same ones who bitch
about there being too much of it in the NBA. Get a clue, you hypocrites!!!

– Jerald Neely

Carrollton, Ga.

Why we should get rid of political advertising — now
BY BOB WELKE

(09/02/99)

Bob Welke’s reaction to what he perceives as highly offensive campaign
commercials is all too typical. These ads seem harmful, so, in kneejerk
fashion, he thinks they should all be banned. Welke hopes that by taking
the high road — supposedly bringing substance back into political races –
he can sidestep that little inconvenience known as the First Amendment.

Never mind that his suggestion would never pass constitutional muster.
After all, the courts have traditionally found political speech more
deserving of protection than commercial speech. Granted, television may
be far from an ideal medium, and maybe the Internet could indeed provide
more substantive forums. But there’s no guarantee that if candidates are
deprived of television commercials, they wouldn’t find ways to use new
media as distastefully as they use television now.

– Wilson Lee

San Diego

In the last presidential campaign, I almost stayed away from the
polls due to the negative advertising. The only thing that got
me out there was some local initiatives that I felt strongly about.
To hell with the candidates. I hear that George W. Bush might have used cocaine while in his 20s,
but I have no idea what his policies on education are, or his policies on law enforcement.

I would like to know what the candidates are going to do to hold criminals responsible for
their actions; what they will do to raise the level of science
education in this country; whether or not they will support not
just the First Amendment but the Second, too; and whether they will
help redress wrongs committed under color of authority, or cause more to be swept under the rug. I will not get this information through attacks on their opponents, and I likely
will not get this information in any form of advertising. Issues like these require more than sound bites. They require discussion. Until we can see a campaign driven by issues,
I throw my vote towards banning the campaign ad.

– Mark Holdgrafer


Loren Coleman, Loch Ness snowman of cryptozoology

BY STEVE BURGESS
(08/16/99)

I want to mention my heartfelt appreciation for your Salon People profile of me. I’ve never been called a “Loch Ness snowman of cryptozoology” or a “god” in the same piece, and I took it with all good humor. I laughed all day. And I heard from dozens of folks about it for days. Good show.

– Loren Coleman


Trouble in “Holy City”

BY LAURA ROZEN
(09/03/99)

What ever happened to the notion
of ‘separation of church and state? No doubt there are many other
conservative activists out there doing the exact same
thing. While Golba cannot be faulted for organizing to promote what he
believes is in the best interest of the country, it is downright scary to
see churches being used as a basis for political activity. Using the church as
a base for political organizing and activity heads the nation in the
direction of rapidly becoming a theocracy.

History is full of examples of just how authoritarian
theocratic governments can be. Countless wars have been fought throughout
history between theocracies, simply because one government saw another’s
religious beliefs as a threat to its power — or because it felt they had a “mission
from God” to purge the planet of such “heathen infidels.”

The separation between church and state is rapidly eroding in the
United States as, more and more, both major political parties use the church
as a base for political organizing. The ultimate consequence of this
strategy will be the loss of “freedom of religion” for members of the losing
party.

– Dennis E. Wenske

With typical liberal bias, you buried in the article the
truth about the Kansas Board of Education’s main objective in making the
decision: to abolish the requirement of teaching
evolution. Instead, you imply that the decision was to
abolish teaching evolution and to require teaching creationism. For being
so much for choice, you liberals sure are intolerant. Evolution is a farce,
and an increasing number of scientists know it. But I doubt you will report that. You abandon common sense to fight against people with Christian beliefs, who live their faith by what it teaches instead of being a pseudo-Christian (you call them moderate Christians).

– Kevin Hill

Letters to the Editor

Demonizing Disney; there's no such thing as "reverse racism"; couldn't God have created evolution?

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The dark side of Disney
BY SAMUEL G. FREEDMAN

(08/23/99)

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Disney rocks!

BY LISA MOSKOWITZ

(08/24/99)

My children (ages 8 and 11) have been exposed to Disney products
throughout their lives. They know about Disney World: Their friends
have been and one of their cousins has been at least once a year since
she was 6 weeks old. We have never given the idea of going any
serious thought, though. Disney World sounds like an alcove in the great hall
of eternal damnation: hour-long wait for rides, cranky kids and parents,
exorbitant prices and a total waste of money and time.

Our children have been to Yellowstone National Park, Niagara Falls, Great
Britain (twice), the Rocky Mountains. They have seen and experienced unmanufactured
natural beauty and historical places. If they want to go to Disney
World, they can take themselves when they are adults.

– Fran Davies

Oak Ridge, Tenn.

Samuel G. Freedman’s desperate attempt to sound “cultured” and
intellectually superior by pointing out the commercial excesses of
Disney is dated at best. I feel sorry for him — even more sorry for his
children. I’m glad my parents valued my happiness above their own whims
and selfish ideologies. As someone who has wonderful childhood memories
of Disney, I’m happy to say that I didn’t miss the magic of “what being
young is really all about.”

– Allan Rotgers

Lisa Moskowitz asks us to “Forget the long lines, the
schlocky toys and the canned music.” You mean there’s
more to Disneyland than that? I was no child genius,
but even at the age of 10 I could recognize that the
place was a boring, sterile wasteland that couldn’t
hold a candle to a good campground in terms of being a
place where I could explore to my heart’s content, let
my imagination run wild and just plain ol’ be a kid.

Hell, even the rides were much lamer than the ones at
other parks. Disneyland has to
be the worst, most overpriced and stress-inducing (in
both kids and adults, albeit for completely different
reasons) holiday destination I can think of. The place
is just creepy. Stay far, far away.

– Beau Levitt

Toronto

Where Samuel G. Freedman felt the commercialism of Disney’s
manipulation of the Magic Kingdom environment, I felt the
acoustical energy. I made the pilgrimage with older kids. We didn’t adjourn for
afternoon naps, we just had to pace ourselves to last all
day in the Magic Kingdom. My attempt to escape was blocked
by the nightly parade and I remember something about
watching fireworks from a steamboat.

Once we walked away from Disney’s transport system, into a
sparse parking lot (where I could finally take a full
stride,) I noticed the silence. I realized that all day I
had been exposed to untold numbers of themes and tunes,
never once having a silent moment. That was when I finally felt like I had been manipulated.

The ride back to the hotel was mercifully silent, and that
was one of the advantages of staying “off the property.”
The next day we immersed ourselves in reality with a day at
the beach. Real waves and real sounds. We enjoyed it without anyone trying to
manipulate our experience.

– Denny Appleman

Smell what?
BY JILL REYNA
(08/25/99)

I‘m sick of hearing the term “reverse racism.” I see this as an implication
that the word “racism” refers only to whites discriminating against others.
This implication rests on the belief that a minority cannot be racist at
all, a belief that Jill Reyna gladly no longer seems to subscribe to.
There is no such thing as reverse racism. I find the term insulting.

– Joshua Belsky


The devolving of evolution

BY CHRIS COLIN
(08/25/99)

I have heard fundamentalists say that the prohibitively low probability
that the universe would evolve just the way it has is a proof against
evolution. Does this mean that God is incapable of creating such a universe?

– Pat Langdon

Omaha, Neb.

In an otherwise interesting article, Chris
Colin writes: “Like earlier discoveries — that the Earth is not flat, that the
Earth is not at the center of the universe — evolution made word-for-word readings of the Bible problematic.”
I personally would be very interested in knowing where the Bible,
interpreted word for word, says (or even implies) that the Earth is flat
or that it is at the center of the universe. Because as far as I know, it
doesn’t. In contrast, the Bible is pretty specific in its description of
how the world was made.

The fall of the Aristotelian (earth-centered) worldview was a minor blow to
Christianity because it cast doubt on a piece of easily jettisoned
theological nonsense that had attached itself somehow to Catholic
doctrine over the centuries. But the creationist worldview is going to be
much more difficult for science to eradicate, because it goes to the very
scriptural core of both Christianity and Judaism, the first sentence of
the first chapter of the first book of the Bible.

– Sean Luke

Washington


Jesus Christ, personal friend of surfing

BY CINTRA WILSON

(08/25/99)

Cintra Wilson’s piece on the Lacanau Pro surf contest was one of the most
refreshing and funny pieces I’ve read in the last few years. As an
individual who has built a lifestyle around surfing, I found her insights
into the sport uncomfortably accurate. As an individual who has built a
business career around surfing, I am reminded once again of how individuals
like Cory Lopez are the key connection to a subculture we call the surfing lifestyle.

– Mark Tinkess

Vice president of marketing, O’Neill Inc.

Santa Cruz, Calif.

The blame game
BY SUSAN CRABTREE
(08/26/99)

George W. Bush has no one but himself to blame for the controversy surrounding him today.
It seems he is still in denial about some things in his past — and his loyal campaign staffers and colleagues are not serving him by
blaming everyone else for his behavior. Isn’t this the party of
“taking responsibility for oneself?” Well, when is he going to start?

Bush hasn’t taken responsibility for much of anything during most
of his adult life. After all, according to his own comments, he just
grew up about eight years ago. And it appears he may need another eight before
he is there.

The presidency demands a high degree of emotional maturity or
intellectual capability. Bush doesn’t seem to have either. The
presidency is not something for him to teethe on for four years!

Bush says he’s going to be a change from Bill Clinton — but in many
ways, he’s starting to sound and look like the same thing.

– M.A. McGee

Akron, Ohio

Crabtree writes, “the real question, of course,
remains not who is spreading these rumors about Bush, but
whether they are true.” In this day and age of intense media scrutiny of the personal
conduct of public officials, this question may –
unfortunately — weigh in the public opinion. But the real question,
of course, is the political agenda of the candidates, and their
legislative track record. Would some journalists please start to
get back to these ostensibly forgotten issues? Or should we just
take the rumors about the private lives of the candidates as a basis
for guessing the “gestalt” of their political agendas?

– H. Lechner

Houston

The rumors and “suggestions” to investigate
Bush’s possible drug use did indeed originate from the Forbes camp.
My brother received a “polling query” from the Forbes camp in which he was
asked directly about his opinion toward “the front-runner’s” use of drugs
in his past.

– Letty Bromenschenkel

Minneapolis

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Counter-evolutionary

Baffled by the dumping of Darwin in the Sunflower State? Bone up on creationism and Kansas.

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Why the state of Kansas is not more often recognized as a seat of 20th century American literature is a mystery to me. From Langston Hughes to Truman Capote to William Burroughs, authors have long found in its windswept towns and uncluttered reaches the perfect backdrop against which to conjure remarkable characters.

The most recent fiction to emerge from the rich soil of the Sunflower State (but by no means the least eyebrow-raising), though, takes the form not of a novel but of Kansas’s new science education guidelines. These were recently rewritten by a group of conservative theorists who apparently have a bone to pick with another great writer, Charles Darwin.

That virtually all mention of evolution has been excised from the Kansas testing standards must have Darwin spinning in his grave (provided he has not yet entered the fossil record on which he based his theories). Indeed, some readers will be startled to learn that the evolution debate has never really been conclusively settled. A return to its key books — as well as to one seldom referred to in this context — is therefore in order.

“The Voyage of the Beagle,” Darwin’s annotated diary of a five-year expedition to South America, published in 1840, careens from finches to tortoises, from wounded Argentine officers to barking plovers “wrongfully accused of inelegance.” Through all of it, from Patagonia to the Galapagos and beyond, Darwin maintains an almost ingenuous
curiosity, recording the countless observations that would lead to the theories set out 19 years later in “The Origin of Species.”

But, as Henry Morris and John Whitcomb point out in their 1961 treatise “The Genesis Flood” — a creationist classic and their counterthrust to “The Origin of Species” — Darwin’s theory remains just that: a theory. Since no one was standing around watching when primitive life first appeared on the globe, they argue, who’s to say when or how — or why — it got there? To explain the variety of life as we know it, one need reach no further back than the 35,000 or so animals that Morris and Whitcomb, after some painstaking calculations, have determined were sheltered on the ark, and from which all the beasts of the modern world are, naturally, descended.

Morris and Whitcomb trot out chemical, geological and meteorological evidence to support their contentions, though most of their arguments are of the somewhat shaky “cannot be disproved” variety. Despite the fact that there is much questionable science in their book, it can be entertaining to indulge theories about the “antediluvian vapor canopy” (see Genesis 1:6-7) and the geological changes wrought on the earth during “creation week,” as Morris and Whitcomb dub the six days in which God created “the heaven and the earth” (as well as a seventh day, on which it is commonly assumed He put His feet up in front of a Saints game).

Such oddities aside, a vast sea of conflicting arguments divides “The Voyage of the Beagle” from the story of Noah’s ark. There is, however a third voyage that may shed light on the debate, one first undertaken a century ago by another Kansas literary figure: a gingham-clad young girl known simply as Dorothy.

Yes, we are back in Kansas now, with Lyman Frank Baum and “The Wizard of Oz.” What have witches, winged monkeys and a heartless tin woodman to do with the creationism debate? Perhaps only the monkeys would have much to say about the descent of man. But the rest of the cast — not least Baum’s humbug wizard — might tell us that the conflict is less one of divergent scientific philosophies than of dissonant personal psychologies.

The wizard must be the first pop psychologist in American literature. Once revealed to Dorothy and company as “a little old man, with a bald head and a wrinkled face,” Oz, the (formerly) Great and Terrible, keeps a stiff upper lip. All set to deflate the travelers’ illusions of inadequacy, he has an aphorism ready for everyone. “You have plenty of courage,” he tells the lion. “All you need is confidence in yourself.” To the scarecrow he recommends experience, “the only thing that brings knowledge.” The tin woodman, on the other hand, is informed by the homesick wizard that he is better off without a heart at all.

But the travelers insist, and a simple bit of sleight-of-hand convinces them they have finally gotten what they were after. Only Dorothy must seek her salvation elsewhere, but here too it turns out that what was sought had all along been close at hand. Or, in Dorothy’s case, close at foot. The silver shoes she has worn throughout her adventure in Oz — transformed into ruby slippers only when Hollywood and Judy Garland stepped in — deliver her from the alien landscape only once she is informed by Glinda (the good witch of the south) of their “wonderful powers.”

Baum’s tale at first appears to be a very American fable of self-reliance, but it is really closer to an “authorization myth” of the sort so dear to Joseph Campbell. The land of Oz springs so fully formed from its author’s brow that it seems the quintessential creationist landscape (though Darwin could probably find some way to explain the plethora of “aboriginal productions” present at so remote a locale). Thus the solutions to its denizens’ problems — finding brains, a heart, courage or a way home — always lie with the local authorities.

No different from the creationists, really. But very different from Darwin, who finds his solution only after a long, hard look to nature.

Strikingly, Morris and Whitcomb seem to acknowledge as much in their introduction. “We believe that most of the difficulties associated with the Biblical record of the Flood are basically religious, rather than scientific,” they write. And here, at last, the true battlefield is identified — though Morris and Whitcomb go on to ignore their own admonition and spend nearly 500 pages advancing half-baked “scientific” hypotheses, as do those fighting the current creationist debate.

In the end, though, they tell us, it all comes down to this: Either you read the Bible as history (in which case, like the creationists, you draw your authorization from it), or you don’t (in which case, like Darwin, you look elsewhere). No amount of science can prove or disprove, say, Genesis 9:20-21, in which Noah gets drunk to celebrate the covenant God has just made with him and his descendants.

Creation, it seems, is not a scientific debate after all. Either the word of the Great and Terrible is all you need to dismiss Darwin’s theory — or you peek behind the curtain to discover it’s just a wizened, homesick humbug back there after all.

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Mark Wallace is a freelance writer living in Manhattan. His work has appeared in the New Yorker, New York magazine and the Financial Times.

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