In a move that's already become one of the highlights of the these fabulously mom-centric games, Ileana "Ike" Lochte, mother of multiple Olympic medal winner and owner of the world's most ridiculous six-pack Ryan Lochte, opened up her mouth on "Today" and said out loud that her son "goes out on one-night stands. He's not able to give fully to a relationship because he's always on the go."

This raises a lot of questions. Let's start with a show of hands: Who else's mom knows how much tail you're getting? Who else is having conversations with the woman who gave birth to you that may involve the words "hooking up" and "booty call"? Because, WHAT? My mother still doesn't even know I ever lost my V-card, and I've got two kids and HPV.

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