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Saturday, Sep 17, 2011 3:01 PM UTC2011-09-17T15:01:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

What to watch instead of “Conan”

"Solomon Kane" never got a theatrical or DVD release, but it's a much stronger movie than its big-budget brother

What to watch instead of "Conan"

The world of film distribution can be as cruel as a gang of bored silver miners who throw a longhorn bull into a deep pit with a grizzly bear just to see which will survive — and just as senseless. That explains why this year’s “Conan the Barbarian” was allowed to stink up 4,500 screens, while 2009′s far superior “Solomon Kane” hasn’t even been afforded the scant dignity of a U.S. DVD release. However, you can already save “Solomon Kane” to your Netflix queue, and it’s readily available in all shades of legality through those DVD sellers at book conventions (where I got my copy along with “The Star Wars Holiday Special”). Despite its lack of official US release, this movie is finding its audience like note in a bottle tossed adrift by the ghostly hand of author Robert E. Howard, the suicidal Texan who created both Conan and Kane during the pulp fiction heyday of the 1920s and 30s.

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Saturday, Aug 27, 2011 3:01 PM UTC2011-08-27T15:01:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The trippiest martial arts movie ever?

"Norwegian Ninja" is a hallucinogenic reinterpretation of Scandinavian history -- and it is utterly awesome

A still from "Norwegian Ninja"

A still from "Norwegian Ninja"

When you review straight-to-DVD movies, you see a lot trailers built around Kimbo Slice fighting Rampage Jackson in a cage intercut with shaky cam footage of strippers working the pole. But every so often I run across one full of nothing but sheer, unadulterated WTF. If trailers like these are the precious metals of the video world, then the one for “Norwegian Ninja” is pure gold valued at nearly $1,900 an ounce.

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Wednesday, Aug 24, 2011 12:25 PM UTC2011-08-24T12:25:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Why are so many modern action movies terrible?

A video essay blasts shaky camerawork and fast cutting, and urges filmmakers to get back to basics

A new video essay complains that films such as "Conan the Barbarian" abandon artful filmmaking for a mindless barrage of wild shots and cuts.

A new video essay complains that films such as "Conan the Barbarian" abandon artful filmmaking for a mindless barrage of wild shots and cuts.

“The only art here is the art of confusion.” That’s one of many corrosive lines from “Chaos Cinema: The Decline and Fall of Action Filmmaking,” a two-part video essay about the shaky camera and super-fast cutting that dominate so many modern action films and TV shows.

Written and edited by a young German film student named Matthias Stork, the piece gathers together a lot of the complaints that I’ve heard and read about contemporary action films into a sort of manifesto. The piece debuted earlier this week at Press Play, a video essay-driven blog that I founded. Stork created it as way to explain how action film style has changed from the more stately type seen in such films as “Bullitt,” ”Raiders of the Lost Ark” and “Die Hard” into something much faster, more frenetic and — Stork believes — sloppier and stupider. 

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Friday, Jul 22, 2011 11:30 PM UTC2011-07-22T23:30:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The Fantastic Five

Slide show: It isn't easy to deliver five flawless performances in a row. These actors turned the trick

The Fantastic Five

I love the idea of the Five Test. Steven Hyden of the Onion A/V Club first proposed it in a July 19 article asserting that the best test of pop musicians’ greatness wasn’t popularity or critical esteem, but consistency of output, and that one good way of measuring that was to ask if the musician had released five albums in a row consisting of nothing but great material; if the answer is yes, they have to be admitted to the pantheon of greats. “Lots of artists have five or more classic albums (not including EPs or live records),” he wrote, “but the ability to string them together back-to-back means being in the kind of zone that’s normally associated with dominant college women’s basketball dynasties.” Independent Film Channel columnist Matt Singer riffed on this notion, proposing a “Five Films” test for directors. I disagree with some of the writers’ picks for “great” musicians or directors, and I suppose it goes without saying that “great” is as subjective a word as “beautiful.” Still, it makes for a fun exercise, if only because it forces writers to put their taste on display and invite readers to throw rotten fruit at it.

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Tuesday, Jul 19, 2011 9:01 PM UTC2011-07-19T21:01:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The politics of Captain America

From Jon Stewart's rally to Tea Party gatherings, people don the superhero's costume. Whose side would he be on?

Captain America salutes reasonableness at the Rally to Restore Sanity in Washington, D.C. on October 30, 2010

Captain America salutes reasonableness at the Rally to Restore Sanity in Washington, D.C. on October 30, 2010

In the early morning hours of Oct. 30, 2010, a guy in a Captain America suit staked out a spot on the National Mall as he waited for Jon Stewart’s left-leaning Rally to Restore Sanity. “Hey, Steve Rogers,” I called out the name of Captain America’s secret identity. He turned around, flashed a big grin at my geekiness and then snapped a salute as I took his picture.

A few months later, in April 2011, a different man wearing a Captain America costume stood on the National Mall. Like the Cap from October, he was there for a rally, only 2011′s Cap was a Tea Party patriot clamoring for a government shutdown while holding up a sign that read: “Shut it down/Save America.”

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Friday, Jul 15, 2011 11:30 PM UTC2011-07-15T23:30:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

“Breaking Bad’s” 10 best moments

Slide show: As the AMC show kicks off its fourth season, we look at the series' most powerful and unnerving scenes

I spend a lot of time talking about TV with friends. I’ve noticed that in discussions of “Breaking Bad,” maybe more than any other current drama, the sentences tend to start with phrases like, “And what about that moment where …” Walter White’s troubling journey from cancer-stricken schoolteacher to feared crystal meth dealer on “Breaking Bad” is one of the most remarkable tales in the still-young history of cable drama, and more so than on most series, that journey is expressed in a series of perfectly shaped, unnervingly powerful moments.

Here are my 10 favorite “Breaking Bad” moments. Please add yours in the Letters section.

Spoiler alert. This slide show discusses the first three seasons of “Breaking Bad” in considerable detail, and the Letters thread is likely to be even more in-depth. Do not read this slide show unless you 1) have seen all three seasons or 2) don’t care about spoilers.

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